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Middlesbrough No1 Fan · 03-03-2008, 19:49

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AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.

Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. â€œI was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, â€˜Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one Iâ€™m sitting on. Oh crap, it is!â€™ I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited.â€

Timmyâ€™s parents, â€œCaptain Throbbersonâ€ and â€œGina Jiggles,â€ as they were credited in the film, believe that their son needs to grow up and get over it.

â€œTimâ€™s mother and I are completely comfortable with our sexuality. I think our sonâ€™s a little scared he might learn a move or two from his old man.â€

While his family seems to be in turmoil, Timmy admits that future family gatherings will probably be a little uncomfortable. â€œCall me crazy, but itâ€™s going to be pretty hard trying to enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner knowing that your parents have probably done it all up and down the dining room table!â€

funny thing is he was actually getting one off over his parents before realising

superally · 03-03-2008, 19:52

That's class.(sad fooker)

gb · 03-03-2008, 20:09

That is soooo funny

Craig · 03-03-2008, 21:00

PMSL, I bet he felt like a right prat.

domcassells · 03-03-2008, 22:19

that's very funny

Shanks1965 · 03-03-2008, 22:57

Hilarious!
I wonder exactly what he was doing when the Penny droppedhaha:haha:haha:

And I hope it wasn't mothers day

**Simonutd** · 03-03-2008, 23:02

reminds me of the guy who was gettin off to a gril then a few weeks later he found out it was his step sister

jimmyshimmy · 04-03-2008, 00:09

sounds all like Hollyoaks to me! lol

Shanks1965 · 04-03-2008, 00:10

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Originally Posted by jimmyshimmy

sounds all like Hollyoaks to me! lol

Think I might start to watch that then

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Middlesbrough No1 Fan · 04-03-2008, 18:31

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Originally Posted by Shanks1965

Think I might start to watch that then

yes:

what is incest your thing then

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Craig · 04-03-2008, 20:50

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Originally Posted by Simonutd

reminds me of the guy who was gettin off to a gril then a few weeks later he found out it was his step sister

That the one he met in real life and found out it was his step-sis?

03-03-2008, 19:52	#2
superally Drunken Admin! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Little Aston.. I Support: The Queens Eleven! I am 87 years old Posts: 12,757 Nominated 10 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	That's class.(sad fooker) __________________ Celtic FC-Ashamed to be Scottish since 1888.-The Famine is Over-Why Don't You Go Home?! VVV Click The Wee Red Thing VVV Help fight Breast Cancer Click Daily.

03-03-2008, 20:09	#3
gb Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South coast I Support: Tottenham Posts: 9,688 Nominated 9 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 3 Rep Power: 11	That is soooo funny __________________ TO DARE IS TO DO Click this link once a day. Lets take My Football Forum to the top!

03-03-2008, 22:57	#6
Shanks1965 Moderator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: liverpool I Support: liverpool I am 42 years old Posts: 6,562 Nominated 14 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 4 Rep Power: 7	Hilarious! I wonder exactly what he was doing when the Penny droppedhaha:haha:haha: And I hope it wasn't mothers day __________________ "Liverpool was made for me and I was made for Liverpool." Bill Shankly Love Boobs?Breast CancerClick Daily.

04-03-2008, 00:09	#8
jimmyshimmy Football Fan Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dundee I Support: Dundee United FC Posts: 801 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	sounds all like Hollyoaks to me! lol __________________ Sleight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails she makes me wait And I wait without you With or without you With or without you Song Of The Moment : U2 - With Or Without You

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03-03-2008, 21:00	#4
Craig Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Middlesbrough I Support: Middlesbrough I am 18 years old Posts: 3,761 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 10	PMSL, I bet he felt like a right prat.

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