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Daywalker · 08-03-2008, 21:29

> She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
> He walked in; She turned and said,
> You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
> His eyes lit up and he thought,
>
> 'This is my lucky day.'
> Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
> and then gave it his all;
> right there on the kitchen table.
> Afterwards she said,
>
> 'Thanks,'
> and returned to the stove.
> More than a little puzzled, he asked,
>
> 'What was that all about?'
> She explained,
> 'The egg timer's broken

jonesy · 08-03-2008, 21:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daywalker

> She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
> He walked in; She turned and said,
> You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
> His eyes lit up and he thought,
>
> 'This is my lucky day.'
> Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
> and then gave it his all;
> right there on the kitchen table.
> Afterwards she said,
>
> 'Thanks,'
> and returned to the stove.
> More than a little puzzled, he asked,
>
> 'What was that all about?'
> She explained,
> 'The egg timer's broken

haha:

haha:Very good. I like that one!

domcassells · 08-03-2008, 23:55

haha, soft boiled eggs for me

boro_boy · 08-03-2008, 23:56

lol, thats a good one

paulbarker7 · 09-03-2008, 10:18

lmao i love it

08-03-2008, 21:29	#1
Daywalker Football Fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dunfermline I Support: Glasgow Rangers FC I am 27 years old Posts: 217 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	morning sex > She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. > He walked in; She turned and said, > You've got to make love to me this very moment.' > His eyes lit up and he thought, > > 'This is my lucky day.' > Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her > and then gave it his all; > right there on the kitchen table. > Afterwards she said, > > 'Thanks,' > and returned to the stove. > More than a little puzzled, he asked, > > 'What was that all about?' > She explained, > 'The egg timer's broken

08-03-2008, 23:56	#4
boro_boy Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Middlesbrough I Support: Middlesbrough I am 28 years old Posts: 16,428 Nominated 5 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 3 Rep Power: 10	lol, thats a good one __________________ If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done.

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09-03-2008, 10:18	#5
paulbarker7 Football Fan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Redcar (Middlesbrough) I Support: Middlesbrough I am 18 years old Posts: 894 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 1	lmao i love it

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