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superally · 21-03-2008, 22:51

Got the mother in law for dinner sunday. I have to fetch her and take her home.That means no sunday lunchtime drink.
Am thinking of suicide just now.

jonesy · 21-03-2008, 22:53

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Originally Posted by superally

Got the mother in law for dinner sunday. I have to fetch her and take her home.That means no sunday lunchtime drink.
Am thinking of suicide just now.

Hip flask under the table?

REALROYAL · 21-03-2008, 22:57

Hummmm thats hard one to get out off..Why not fake your own death on Saturday night. then come "back to life" on Moday? You could make out you got beat to beath by drunk teens?

superally · 21-03-2008, 22:59

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Originally Posted by jonesy

Hip flask under the table?

Cant cos im driving,It has to be my car she goes in,And MrsSA wont drive it cos it's too big.

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Originally Posted by REALROYAL

Hummmm thats hard one to get out off..Why not fake your own death on Saturday night. then come "back to life" on Moday? You could make out you got beat to beath by drunk teens?

Good option there.

jonesy · 21-03-2008, 22:59

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Originally Posted by REALROYAL

Hummmm thats hard one to get out off..Why not fake your own death on Saturday night. then come "back to life" on Moday? You could make out you got beat to beath by drunk teens?

What like in a canoeing accident? Hasn't that been done already?

jonesy · 21-03-2008, 23:01

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Originally Posted by superally

Cant cos im driving,It has to be my car she goes in,And MrsSA wont drive it cos it's too big.

Say you've sprained your ankle and can't drive.

superally · 21-03-2008, 23:01

I could nearly top myself,recovering sunday evening.same as jesus.

jonesy · 21-03-2008, 23:04

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Originally Posted by superally

I could nearly top myself,recovering sunday evening.same as jesus.

Yep great time for resurrection. Then we could have a new public holiday, where instead of chocolate eggs everyone has to drink!

boro_boy · 21-03-2008, 23:04

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Originally Posted by superally

Got the mother in law for dinner sunday. I have to fetch her and take her home.That means no sunday lunchtime drink.
Am thinking of suicide just now.

hahahaha Do it, but make sure she is in the car with you!!!

Sorted

boro_boy · 21-03-2008, 23:05

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Originally Posted by jonesy

Yep great time for resurrection. Then we could have a new public holiday, where instead of chocolate eggs everyone has to drink!

What a great idea!!!!! yay!!! im up for it!!!

superally · 21-03-2008, 23:10

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Originally Posted by jonesy

Yep great time for resurrection. Then we could have a new public holiday, where instead of chocolate eggs everyone has to drink!

blimey you should be member of the millenium.
im still bleeding to death from shaving cut earlier,fookin fusion,5 blades = 5 cuts,face gonna have more stripes than a tigers.
did jesus shave??

jonesy · 21-03-2008, 23:11

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Originally Posted by superally

blimey you should be member of the millenium.
im still bleeding to death from shaving cut earlier,fookin fusion,5 blades = 5 cuts,face gonna have more stripes than a tigers.
did jesus shave??

No I think its Jesus saves, not Jesus shaves..

cliffy · 21-03-2008, 23:11

****!! I didn't mind my ex's ma and da. they were alright, if a bit snobbish :P

superally · 21-03-2008, 23:13

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Originally Posted by cliffy

****!! I didn't mind my ex's ma and da. they were alright, if a bit snobbish :P

Shes ok its just the driving i dont like,plus i got to clean all the junk off my back seat.It just kinda collects things.

jonesy · 21-03-2008, 23:17

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Originally Posted by superally

Shes ok its just the driving i dont like,plus i got to clean all the junk off my back seat.It just kinda collects things.

My back seat does that too!

21-03-2008, 22:51	#1
superally Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Little Aston.. I Support: The Queens Eleven! I am 87 years old Posts: 13,065 Nominated 10 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 2 Rep Power: 15	Devastating News. Got the mother in law for dinner sunday. I have to fetch her and take her home.That means no sunday lunchtime drink. Am thinking of suicide just now.

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