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superally · 11-01-2007, 19:37

My penis!!!!
I might call it PIN.Every time i use my card in a shop some nice looking checkout girl tells me to either"insert my pin"or "put my pin in"
Any thought on this??

**Simonutd** · 11-01-2007, 19:38

thats a good idea, im going to try that with the girl in the petrol station

superally · 11-01-2007, 19:40

Ill try the girl in tesco!!Let me know what happens here

boro_boy · 11-01-2007, 19:41

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Originally Posted by superally

My penis!!!!
I might call it PIN.Every time i use my card in a shop some nice looking checkout girl tells me to either"insert my pin"or "put my pin in"
Any thought on this??

Ha, quality mate, yeah that would make you laugh at the checkout.

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Originally Posted by simonutd

thats a good idea, im going to try that with the girl in the petrol station

DONT!!! What would your wife think and you may get arrested.

superally · 11-01-2007, 19:44

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Originally Posted by boro_boy

DONT!!! What would your wife think and you may get arrested.

Mrs simon utd should ask then,I hope mrs superally never works on a checkout now.this kinda thing could spread see.

**Simonutd** · 11-01-2007, 19:44

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Originally Posted by superally

Ill try the girl in tesco!!Let me know what happens here

becarefull my mum works in tescos

Quote:

Originally Posted by boro_boy

DONT!!! What would your wife think and you may get arrested.

wife's dont think, they just moan, lol, and i dont think the girl in the petrol station would mind :shades_smile:

ninjaterra · 11-01-2007, 19:44

what if a fat ugly guy asks you to do it.

with the name 'marcus'.

everybody knows men who are called 'marcus' are homosexual.

superally · 11-01-2007, 19:47

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Originally Posted by ninjaterra

what if a fat ugly guy asks you to do it.

with the name 'marcus'.

everybody knows men who are called 'marcus' are homosexual.

Id pay cash!! Tho i try not to use tills with ugly people on them.
And yeah marcus is a proper fag name.but most have name badges so ill avoid that name if i see it.

**Simonutd** · 11-01-2007, 19:49

dont you find that good looking people at checkouts are slow and the ugly ones are dead fast,

superally · 12-01-2007, 20:12

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Originally Posted by simonutd

dont you find that good looking people at checkouts are slow and the ugly ones are dead fast,

Thats a good thing,more time around the nice chicks less around the mingers,-bargain.........

Evertonscouser · 12-01-2007, 20:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaterra

what if a fat ugly guy asks you to do it.

with the name 'marcus'.

everybody knows men who are called 'marcus' are homosexual.

What if their second name is Bent..... oh no wait... that makes it even worse. :yikes:

Wolfben · 15-01-2007, 01:04

Ive heard that joke so many times before and it gets duller and duller every time

Normally its told a little better though...

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