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hammer9 · 12-01-2007, 21:56

Quote:

Trading Standard Officers have ordered the urgent recall of a defective product found to be faulty and dangerous.
Over the Christmas and New Year period, tests proved the components in the product called Ã¢â‚¬Å“Chelsea FCÃ¢â‚¬Â would fall apart when placed under the smallest
amount of pressure. Consumers first experienced problems last year, when it was noted the product failed to work properly in Europe. Complaints were
made about it malfunctioning and then emitting a continuous whining noise *usually in Portuguese. At the time the complaints were ignored.
But when the product started falling apart in Britain over Christmas, the Trading Standards Authority took action.
A spokesman warned: Ã¢â‚¬Å“We particularly want to stress to parents that, with Chelsea FC, there is a genuine risk of choking that may end in tears come
May."
Despite assurances from the company behind the product that action was taken to correct the faulty parts, including abandoning the use of the highly
unpredictable and sub-standard component Ã¢â‚¬Å“Robert HuthÃ¢â‚¬Â, malfunctions have continued. Consumers have been urged to check the small print carefully for
the words Ã¢â‚¬Å“this product may contain traces of ShevchenkoÃ¢â‚¬Â.
If that is the case buyers of the product are urged to put it back in its box and return immediately. Ã¢â‚¬Å“ShevchenkoÃ¢â‚¬Â has been known to cause a severe
allergic reaction in many consumers, causing them to shout involuntarily Ã¢â‚¬Å“You useless Ukrainian t**t" and Ã¢â‚¬Å“For f*** sake bring back Carlton Cole."

Absolutely brilliant!!!

yes:

Ronaldo · 12-01-2007, 21:59

haha: haha fooking quality. Post of the month to you hammer!

ninjaterra · 12-01-2007, 23:10

post of the month is a quote..

:/

Ronaldo · 12-01-2007, 23:18

ok but he found the quote and posted it so it's his post

**Simonutd** · 13-01-2007, 00:37

quality, forwarded that to all the chelsea fans i know

ThatOneGirl · 13-01-2007, 00:56

I've never heard of this "Chelsea FC" thing. What is it?

And, haha at last sentence.

superally · 13-01-2007, 08:23

Thats fookin funny!!

paddy · 13-01-2007, 09:45

That's quality

notts ref · 15-01-2007, 17:00

Quality, but very very true!!!

RedRabbit · 15-01-2007, 17:26

nice yes:

12-01-2007, 21:59	#2
Ronaldo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: England I Support: Manchester United Posts: 4,567 Nominated 2 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 6	haha: haha fooking quality. Post of the month to you hammer! __________________ Ryan Giggs 10, Liverpool 0

12-01-2007, 23:18	#4
Ronaldo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: England I Support: Manchester United Posts: 4,567 Nominated 2 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 6	ok but he found the quote and posted it so it's his post __________________ Ryan Giggs 10, Liverpool 0

13-01-2007, 09:45	#8
paddy Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Coulsdon, UK I Support: Manchester United I am 18 years old Posts: 506 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	That's quality __________________

15-01-2007, 17:00	#9
notts ref Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottingham I Support: Newcastle United I am 19 years old Posts: 543 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	Quality, but very very true!!! __________________ www.ratetheref.co.nr

15-01-2007, 17:26	#10
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12-01-2007, 23:10	#3
ninjaterra Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Weymouth I Support: Weymouth I am 19 years old Posts: 703 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	post of the month is a quote.. :/

13-01-2007, 00:56	#6
ThatOneGirl Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Wisconsin, U.S.A. I Support: Chelsea I am 17 years old Posts: 18 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 0	I've never heard of this "Chelsea FC" thing. What is it? And, haha at last sentence.

13-01-2007, 08:23	#7
superally Gone!! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Little Aston.. I Support: The Queens Eleven! I am 87 years old Posts: 13,053 Nominated 10 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 2 Rep Power: 15	Thats fookin funny!!

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