Three Word Story

[cliffy]

Three word story is a game in which a story is built by multiple people, who use three words each turn. It is a common favorite of forum gamers, since it is easy to explain and play in a linear, structured fashion. An example game goes as follows:

A fat man...
... walked into a...
... car and it...
... was very painful...Lets have a go at this.



rocky balboa had...

[Rooney34]

a small pair

[cliffy]

of shoes in

[paddy]

an oddly shaped

[cliffy]

condom made from

[paddy]

a gummy bear,

[cliffy]

which was once

[Ronaldo]

used in China

[cliffy]

by an old....

[Rooney34]

Man which used

[cliffy]

wooden canes to

[paddy]

pleasure himself every

[cliffy]

other day except

[paddy]

on tuesdays because

[cliffy]

he goes to

[superally]

see naked animals

[paddy]

that belong to

[cliffy]

an alien from

[superally]

the whisky -a -go -go

[cliffy]

alonside morrison and

[superally]

lemmy from motorhead

[cliffy]

who were smoking

[YIDDO]

pot whilst drinking

[Sanders33]

A dog walks into a soccer game..

kicks the ball,
gets chased,
then scores!

[paddy]

pot whilst drinking

from a large

[Rabbits]

...well found in...

[cliffy]

the north of

[Rabbits]

...Scotland, which is...

[westboy]

just above the

[cliffy]

the greatest country

[paddy]

excluding Ireland, and

[westboy]

a others that

[Macca7613]

sit above france

[Rooney34]

and Germany and

[boro_boy]

left of Italy

[cliffy]

which resembles a

[paddy]

great big boot,

[boro_boy]

river nile, ANYWAY

[superally]

I eat pussy

[paddy]

all day long,

[RedRabbit]

and sundays too

[westboy]

it's good for

[cliffy]

acne because of

[westboy]

it's soft, soothing

[cliffy]

texture and fishy

[westboy]

smell, which is

[cliffy]

really bad during

[westboy]

fiery, passionate, dirty

[cliffy]

dancing, whilst high

[westboy]

on cocaine, acquired

[cliffy]

from a big

[westboy]

black man, who

[cliffy]

used to live

[westboy]

in the far

[cliffy]

galaxy andromeda on

[westboy]

the Scottish Highlands

[cliffy]

where people enjoy

[Rooney34]

Diamond flovoured Ice

[paddy]

stuck up their

[Macca7613]

sweat infested pipe

[Ronaldo]

, some folk say

[RedRabbit]

you will find

[superally]

air hostess,s suck

[paddy]

you dry of

[superally]

bodily fluids tasting-

[paddy]

like your usual

[superally]

female fish supper

[westboy]

especially rich in

[paddy]

Omega 3, but

[cliffy]

it wont make

[RedRabbit]

you better at

[cliffy]

seeing when the

[RedRabbit]

fish mate vigorously

[cliffy]

whilst they chew

[Ronaldo]

on strange substances

[westboy]

which help sperm

[cliffy]

develop quicker than

[westboy]

those of welsh...

[cliffy]

descendancy although some

[westboy]

were found to

[cliffy]

have been majorly

[westboy]

overcrowded due to

[cliffy]

wildly erotic astronauts

[westboy]

who had vibrating

[paddy]

fingers, which would

[cliffy]

constantly disturb the

[Macca7613]

pleasuring themselves, whilst

[Haz_6]

devouring cheese and

[Macca7613]

stinking the place...

[Haz_6]

with dreedfully overpowering....

[Macca7613]

crabs, caught off...

[Haz_6]

Christino Ronaldo's ranty

[westboy]

five star island

[Haz_6]

Which looked rather

[paddy]

like a strange

[westboy]

diving board, which

[Ronaldo]

was used for

[westboy]

masturbating over because

[Haz_6]

of the way

[westboy]

he was so.....

[Haz_6]

agonisingly pre-emptibily ejacklated.... (prob spelt all that wrong lol)

[westboy]

by using words

[RedRabbit]

too big for

[westboy]

his belly, which

[paddy]

can hold enough

[RedRabbit]

milk to kill

[superally]

Croupiers at roulette

[westboy]

who are more

[cliffy]

than a woman

[superally]

often fish like

[westboy]

a french waiter

[superally]

Sniffing snail gusset

[westboy]

and wanking off...

[superally]

To westlife videos

[westboy]

which came free

[superally]

with 20 woodbines

[westboy]

that used to

[superally]

farm shrimps out

[paddy]

of Sol Campbell's

[cliffy]

disloyalty towards his

[RedRabbit]

herpes infected cat

[superally]

eating spaghetti flavoured

[Haz_6]

hamburger chip rollls...

[paddy]

which were found

[Ronaldo]

by an old.....

[westboy]

northener, suffering from

[cliffy]

pollution down south

[westboy]

in the Royal

[cliffy]

pirate factory, infested

[westboy]

by rats, imported

[cliffy]

by pirates of

[westboy]

Hull, made in

[cliffy]

north yorkshire, because

[westboy]

of the crap

[cliffy]

glow sticks that

[westboy]

sucked in the

[cliffy]

hunnies wombs with

[westboy]

tea cakes, shaped

[cliffy]

surprisingly like a

[westboy]

very, very long

[cliffy]

postman pat cardboard

[RedRabbit]

hairy clam, that

[westboy]

is fatter than.......

[cliffy]

an AAA battery

[westboy]

and enough energy

[cliffy]

to power the

[westboy]

weapons of mass

[cliffy]

flatulation, made by

[westboy]

George Bush, creator

[cliffy]

of the end

[westboy]

of the line

[cliffy]

of chocolate coloured

[paddy]

people, who are

[cliffy]

weirdly the best

[westboy]

at melting pussy

[superally]

when needing toilet

[westboy]

paper applied up

[superally]

Tampon needing nostrils.

[westboy]

dribbling down slimy

[poolie_chick]

greasy chest hair

[westboy]

with a drop

[superally]

of cigarette ash

[westboy]

of cigarette ash

illegally place in

[RedRabbit]

her sweaty cleavage

[paddy]

Causing it to

[westboy]

swell greatly, with

[superally]

Guitar strings tangled

[westboy]

in baked beans

[boro_boy]

so when the

[paddy]

saints go marching

[superally]

With fake DVDs

[paddy]

all the way

[superally]

Up super marios

[westboy]

Up super marios
personal sex toy

[Ronaldo]

he feels great

[westboy]

indulging in the

[notts ref]

cheerios near him

[poolie_chick]

as he pulls...

[notts ref]

...on his very...

[superally]

green spotted rectum

[poolie_chick]

in hope of...

[MidlandGunner]

great oral sex...

[superally]

With donkey sized

[RedRabbit]

testis that tasted

[Rooney34]

like Lamb Steak

[superally]

Eating pussy flavoured

[westboy]

Eating pussy flavoured
seaweed, lightly toasted

[Kolo]

in a toaster

[Gary]

that had pink

[Kolo]

frogs stuck to

[domcassells]

the burning element

[westboy]

of desire within

[Kolo]

His 2 buttocks

[notts ref]

so he could....

[westboy]

make hay whilst

[notts ref]

his mate was.....

[Kolo]

Having a bash

[gunner_girl91]

while he was

[Kolo]

watching mr beans

[gunner_girl91]

old yellow mini

[Kolo]

which is green.

[gunner_girl91]

around the edges

[Kolo]

and was pink

[gunner_girl91]

inside, with lots

[Kolo]

Of fluffy Dice

[gunner_girl91]

on the dashboard

[Kolo]

So one day

[gunner_girl91]

he was driving

[Kolo]

to the pub

[gunner_girl91]

to have a....

[Kolo]

drink while watching

[gunner_girl91]

man u getting hammered

[Kolo]

by exeter city

[superally]

Beer with superally

[Kolo]

Then he went

[superally]

for more beer---

[Kolo]

Then he had

[superally]

some mince pies--

[gunner_girl91]

washed down with

[Kolo]

beer which was

[gunner_girl91]

brewed in the

[superally]

Basement of harrys..

[Kolo]

Big huge House

[superally]

smelling of pussy....

[gunner_girl91]

and other wierd

[Kolo]

penis shaped things

[notts ref]

that smelt like...

[Kolo]

notts ref arse :LolLolLolLol:

[YIDDO]

and cinnamon buns.

[Kolo]

But in kazakhstan

[gunner_girl91]

they always smell

[Kolo]

like borat sagdiyev

[gunner_girl91]

which is also

[Kolo]

a pig disguised

[gunner_girl91]

as a hore...

[boro_boy]

but with really...

[Kolo]

large testis which

[gunner_girl91]

changed shape when

[Kolo]

it got erect :nodyes: :hahaha:

[westboy]

because of hot

[Kolo]

Potatoes baking in

[westboy]

a succulent tube

[Kolo]

which was made

[RedRabbit]

righteous and true

[Kolo]

by harry redknapp.

[westboy]

the seeker of

[Suge1314]

The cheesy toe?

[westboy]

a speciality dish

[Rooney34]

that came from

[Suge1314]

the great land