poolie_chick
18-02-2007, 17:08
What has an illegal immigrant got in common with sperm?
Millions of the fuckers come but only one of them works.
Noel Edmonds is making a new game show for comic relief, for all the starving people out there...
It's called Meal or No meal
I want you, I shall seek you, and I shall take you to bed... I'll make you ache, shake and sweat til you moan and groan, then I'll make you beg for mercy to the point where you're relieved I'm finished with you, and you'll be weak for days...
All my love, The Flu
Little Johnnys neighbour had a baby who was sadly born without ears. Johnny and his parents went to visit the new born baby, and Johnny was warned if he mentioned the baby's lack of ears he'd be sent to bed and would be grounded. They arrived at the hospital and Johnnys compliments the baby's hair, skin and cute nose. Then he asks the baby's parents,
"His eyes, are they all good?"
to which they respond,
"Oh yes, perfect vision, everything is great with his eyes."
"That's good", says Johnny, "Cos he'd be fucked if he needed glasses"
Millions of the fuckers come but only one of them works.
Noel Edmonds is making a new game show for comic relief, for all the starving people out there...
It's called Meal or No meal
I want you, I shall seek you, and I shall take you to bed... I'll make you ache, shake and sweat til you moan and groan, then I'll make you beg for mercy to the point where you're relieved I'm finished with you, and you'll be weak for days...
All my love, The Flu
Little Johnnys neighbour had a baby who was sadly born without ears. Johnny and his parents went to visit the new born baby, and Johnny was warned if he mentioned the baby's lack of ears he'd be sent to bed and would be grounded. They arrived at the hospital and Johnnys compliments the baby's hair, skin and cute nose. Then he asks the baby's parents,
"His eyes, are they all good?"
to which they respond,
"Oh yes, perfect vision, everything is great with his eyes."
"That's good", says Johnny, "Cos he'd be fucked if he needed glasses"