My mates a ****

[boro_boy]

My mate is saying i'm daft becaude I'm English and i learnt English at school. He's saying the Spanish don't learn Spanish at school and the French don't Learn French at school.

I'm saying he speaks English and He learned English when he was at school, he's an Irish.Scittiish prick..

What Language did you learn at school? Even if its the language you speak now.

[Craig]

English and German I learnt. I'm fully English aswell I think.

[superally]

My mate is saying i'm daft becaude I'm English and i learnt English at school. He's saying the Spanish don't learn Spanish at school and the French don't Learn French at school.

I'm saying he speaks English and He learned English when he was at school, he's an Irish.Scittiish prick..



Yep your mates a prick,and your daft too.

[ChelseaFan]

english and french here in canada

[paddy]

I learnt English, French and Latin. Latin was a complete waste of time, I did it for just over two years in secondary school. (It was compulsory for those who did well in it in the first year).

[Wolfben]

English...

[REALROYAL]

This all sounds like bullshit to me

[Middlesbrough No1 Fan]

We learnt french and German in school, both a waste of time no offence to the french or germans but twho the hell wants to learn either of them...

I wish i could have learnt spanish at school..

[Simonutd]

English and that was it, and im still no good at it now

[poolie_chick]

English and German... And how the hell are you daft cos you learnt English at school? It's compulsary here, it's not like you can fuck it off is it. Plus, you don't learn English anyway, you learn social, media and analytical skills in the subject, not how to speak/read/write the language. I mean, I do English Lang. in college and some of my work (no surprise to some of you) consists of a page of expletives - though not my fault cos we had to do it, and we write phonetically. You can barely say that's English can you.

[boro_boy]

He says he learnt Irish and Scotish. Which tpo me seems like an accent. He's a prick, he loves himself.

He said how can she give me shit when shes from "atlepool."

He also said, would you like a jellly tot.

[poolie_chick]

Lol, well, it's "Ar'leeepoo.....l" actually. And I can give him as much shit as I like, especially as I'm from "Ar'leeepoo.....l". And considering I have Scottish blood, I can comment on it too. :nodyes: And yea, Irish and Scottish are just fucked up version of English, so tell your friend, congratulations on learning the fucked up version of English as opposed to the proper version. Well done, I bet he feels real special - as in the school bus kind of way. And no thank you, would he like a Wine Gum?

[boro_boy]

Lol, well, it's "Ar'leeepoo.....l" actually. And I can give him as much shit as I like, especially as I'm from "Ar'leeepoo.....l". And considering I have Scottish blood, I can comment on it too. :nodyes: And yea, Irish and Scottish are just fucked up version of English, so tell your friend, congratulations on learning the fucked up version of English as opposed to the proper version. Well done, I bet he feels real special - as in the school bus kind of way. And no thank you, would he like a Wine Gum?
He doesn't like wine, and at least "he said" he can talk "proper" english. How can you be scottish and talk like a proper job?

He said your well fit.

[poolie_chick]

Lol, I don't like wine either but Wine Gums are the nicest sweets on the planet. Sorry, I forgot he's Scottish/Irish/English or something, ask him if he would like a sweet. Maybe he'll not get confused this time around :nodyes: and how could I be "well fit", I'm from "atlepool" as he says.

[boro_boy]

Lol, I don't like wine either but Wine Gums are the nicest sweets on the planet. Sorry, I forgot he's Scottish/Irish/English or something, ask him if he would like a sweet. Maybe he'll not get confused this time around :nodyes: and how could I be "well fit", I'm from "atlepool" as he says.
He said he's not into sweets but he's into sweet things, and if your Scottish, he said you speak badly. Do you want some apples.

xx

[poolie_chick]

No, I'm not Scottish, I'm something like 1/4 Scottish. And how do I speak badly?

No ta to the apple, I don't trust your friend lol, I'll get my own. Would he like some pasta?

[boro_boy]

He said naw! "He'd rather hai some pitsa"

told he was a prick.

[poolie_chick]

Lol, is he that much of a prick that he says "Tirty tree un a tird" lmfao.

[boro_boy]

Quality :hahaha:

He said your a bitch tee hee.

[poolie_chick]

Lol, I'll repeat what I said in the other thread... No shit Sherlock. Your friend's proving to be rather on the errrm.... dense side, shall we say lol. I must be blonde cos I must be, and I'm a bitch. At least he's talented in stating the obvious :nodyes:

[REALROYAL]

Hay poolie_chick, Mrs RRs gone to bed. E-mail me some pics of your pussy will ya?

:thumbup:

[boro_boy]

Hay poolie_chick, Mrs RRs gone to bed. E-mail me some pics of your pussy will ya?

:thumbup:
Shut up you disgusting man
Your gonna get a warning.

[poolie_chick]

Hay poolie_chick, Mrs RRs gone to bed. E-mail me some pics of your pussy will ya?

:thumbup:

That's not even funny you fuckin' w@nkstain. Go suck cock for bacci.

[REALROYAL]

Shut up you disgusting man
Your gonna get a warning.

Wot for? im a cat lover. You get warnings for that now do you

[poolie_chick]

Real, you're like thrush... AN IRRITABLE CUN+!!! Get a life you prick.

[REALROYAL]

Iv never had thrush... your pussy dont have it does it..ewwwwww

[boro_boy]

Real, you're like thrush... AN IRRITABLE CUN+!!! Get a life you prick.
well said!!!

[paddy]

Real, you're like thrush... AN IRRITABLE CUN+!!! Get a life you prick.


:LolLolLolLol:

Haven't heard that one before

[poolie_chick]

No my "fanny" doesn't have it, cos thankfully, I don't sleep with cheesy bellends like you. You fuckin' crank.

[REALROYAL]

Hay come on babe, you show me your pussy il show you my big cock....



























































http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i214/danbroyal/cock.jpg?t=1174171216

[boro_boy]

Hay come on babe, you show me your pussy il show you my big cock....



























































http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i214/danbroyal/cock.jpg?t=1174171216
Do you want to behave REALROYAL.

[poolie_chick]

Yea, heard that joke about 5 years ago. Glad to see you're up to date. No wonder the misses has went to bed early without you.

[REALROYAL]

Saturday night 11pm, think maybe you should try and take a joke?

ZZZZZZZZ

[poolie_chick]

Maybe you should learn to respect someone? When a "JOKE" isn't funny, you don't continue it. Are you mentally or socially challenged???

[REALROYAL]

Maybe you should learn to respect someone? When a "JOKE" isn't funny, you don't continue it. Are you mentally or socially challenged???

Or maybe your so far up your our ass your in danger of turning inside out?

As for socially challenged, we both on a crap chat site at 11pm on a saturday night.Make what you will from that sweet cheeks

[poolie_chick]

Well first of all, it isn't a chat site, idiot, and nor is it crap. Second of all, I'm on here tonight because a. I enjoy posting to/for people that aren't mentally challenged, so exclude yourself from that one, and b. I'm ill. Finally, if you think it's that crap then I seriously do think that you're both mentally and socially challenged because if something bores me that much, then I don't bother with it, whereas you're that screwed in the head that boredum spurs you on to stay here.

As for being so far up my own arse that I'm in danger of turning inside out, at least, unlike you, my head isn't that far up my arse that my mouth leaks shit.

[REALROYAL]

Errr no this is a shit site, if you dont think so maybe you should P.M BB again like you have been... and ask him..

Im sorry your a dead beat lezbo that cant take a joke.But why not pull your finger out your ass and sniff it. I bet it stinks of shit just like anyone els..

[paddy]

As for being so far up my own arse that I'm in danger of turning inside out, at least, unlike you, my head isn't that far up my arse that my mouth leaks shit.


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Poolie_chick you have some quality comebacks. I take my hat off to you :red:

[DRXX]

I am a Serb, born in Serbia, learnt Serbian at home, reading, writting, everything.

Moved to Australia and learnt English at school and little bit of Greek and Italian.

[REALROYAL]

I am a Serb, born in Serbia, learnt Serbian at home, reading, writting, everything.

Moved to Australia and learnt English at school and little bit of Greek and Italian.

Good work, id bet your english is better than my Serbian:thumbup1:

[poolie_chick]

Errr no this is a shit site, if you dont think so maybe you should P.M BB again like you have been... and ask him..

Im sorry your a dead beat lezbo that cant take a joke.But why not pull your finger out your ass and sniff it. I bet it stinks of shit just like anyone els..

Lol well funny that you should appear here if the site's shit. Lesbo? Funny that, I could swear my boyfriend's cock wasn't a fanny the last time I checked. Joke?? There was nothing funny about what you said. The problem isn't me being unable to take a joke - it's you being incapable of making a joke. YOU'RE JUST NOT FUNNY, YOU PERVERT! As for finger up my arse... you're the one with your head so far up your arse that you talk shit, and your finger so far up your arse that you type shit. I feel sorry for your wife, honestly I do.

[DRXX]

Good work, id bet your english is better than my Serbian:thumbup1:

You can speak Serbian?

I bet only the swear words.

[Simonutd]

hello , looks like fun in here, whats happeneing

[poolie_chick]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Poolie_chick you have some quality comebacks. I take my hat off to you :red:

Lol, why thank you. :icon_redface: An old codger getting verbally beat up by a bitch can't be too good for his street cred. Oh no, he lacks just as much of that as he does humour.

[REALROYAL]

My god not only are you a sad lezbo but your very dull.. But hell when have you ever met a sad lezbo that wasnt dull?

[poolie_chick]

hello , looks like fun in here, whats happeneing

Lol, Real's getting verbally crushed by me. Feel free to point and laugh at him.. and make sure it's a big annoying fake laugh too. You wouldn't want him thinking he has a sense of humour now, would you. :nodyes:

[REALROYAL]

Lol, why thank you. :icon_redface: An old codger getting verbally beat up by a bitch can't be too good for his street cred. Oh no, he lacks just as much of that as he does humour.


LOL it take you 10mins to post back, team effort is it..:roflmao:

[boro_boy]

RR she's pissing all over you, "in the non sexual way"

[poolie_chick]

My god not only are you a sad lezbo but your very dull.. But hell when have you ever met a sad lezbo that wasnt dull?

Lol, I'M dull?? Rich coming from you who comes to a site that he doesn't even like. You're sad and pathetic. I find it amusing how you keep saying lezbo (which, by the way, it's leSbo, as in LESBIAN, thick bastard.) as though I'd be offended by it. Grow up, you silly little child-like freak... Maybe you could gain some mentality skills too, you need them.

[poolie_chick]

LOL it take you 10mins to post back, team effort is it..:roflmao:

Lol do you even understand the semantics behind the word "team"... I very much doubt you do, considering your social and mental skills are that of a child. Little boy... In more ways than one.

[REALROYAL]

Im sorry, do you plan a 3rd post in a row sweet cheeks?

[poolie_chick]

Lol, oh, and there's a fine example of your lack of mental ability. If you post after two of my posts, that then prevents a third post in a row. Wouldn't expect you to understand that though now, would we? It's ok, give yourself a pat on the head for trying... with a hammer, please.

[DRXX]

Damn Royal,

She is pwning you.

Aninote.com - Realroyal just got OWNED! (http://www.realroyal.justgotowned.com)

[REALROYAL]

A violent lesbian, wot a cliché:roflmao:

[poolie_chick]

Lmao, I see you also lack imagination too. You've got a real good life ahead of you, I see. I crash you down time and time again, and after your 3rd attempt and failure at something offensive with the use of "lesbian" ... you try again :roflmao:. I'm not a rug muncher, but if I was, at least I'm not a cock sucking poof who gets crashed by a bitch who isn't even trying to hammer you, and yet still does.

In fact, I'm not even crashing you down any more, you're just making a fool of yourself lmao. Turns out you are funny after all. Well, you're good for something to laugh at, not with, but at.

[REALROYAL]

Its a shame when a hairy ass bird like yourself gets so upset so easy.Maybe its your lack of "lack of mental ability" (you,v used that so may times i might as well have a go)

I have to wait 10mins for you to post back, is that cos thinking of what to say or picking nuts out your shit? Il bet your thinking hard, picking nuts from your shit would mean taking your head out your ass and you wouldnt want that would you, your head might get cold

[poolie_chick]

Lmfao, funny that, cos it took you ages to think of that. And :hahaha: "my lack of 'lack of mental ability'" as you said.... :roflmao: YOU FUCKED UP!! That's a double negative, which cancels out the negative, which makes it a positive, so in other words, my "lack of lack of mental ability" means that I have a high mental ability... HAHAHA!! You're so thick. And it's no good saying "you've used that so many times....", seeing as I've already said that to you about 20 times. If you want to copy, just quote my post, plank.

[FourOneFourOne]

Don't stop now you 2, I'm off to get some popcorn:boat:

Best entertainment on the information superhighway tonight.

[poolie_chick]

Lol, yea, making a man prove himself to be thick is rather entertaining.

[REALROYAL]

Lmfao, funny that, cos it took you ages to think of that. And :hahaha: "my lack of 'lack of mental ability'" as you said.... :roflmao: YOU FUCKED UP!! That's a double negative, which cancels out the negative, which makes it a positive, so in other words, my "lack of lack of mental ability" means that I have a high mental ability... HAHAHA!! You're so thick. And it's no good saying "you've used that so many times....", seeing as I've already said that to you about 20 times. If you want to copy, just quote my post, plank.

I love the way you use Smiles and your Caps Lock, your a real bonus member. But dont you have Sunday school in the morning?

Sweet Cheeks

[poolie_chick]

Lol, you're getting fuckin' brilliant at proving you're thick. It's "you're" as in "you are", not "your". Idiot.

[REALROYAL]

All your posts are the same, why not same time and copy and paste every time. Trust me no one will notice, But i do love the pink letters, nice to see for a "rug muncher" you,v kept a litlle bit of the girl inside you..

("girl inside" you not the first time someones said that to you im sure)

[poolie_chick]

Lol how dosile can you possibly get? Please, feel free to continue in making a prat of yourself. First of all, two women cannot be "inside" each other, so that was a bit of a stupid comment wasn't it. It's purple by the way, not pink, you fucking plank. And I say to you "if you want to copy everything, just keep quoting me", then you comment on copying lmao. See, you do fuck all but try to imitate what I say to/about you. I find it amusing that I no longer have to make a fool of you, as you do it for yourself.

[REALROYAL]

You know wot babe, i think your starting to like me. Tell you wot,

Ram your fist up your ass & slap your tits about some. congratulations you know what its like to be fooked be REALROYAL, Tell me you love it..

Sweet Cheeks

[poolie_chick]

Lol. I'm glad that you like the fact that your misses' tits are that saggy that they feel like they're in her arse... do they even curve around her thighs like Bridget Jones knickers as well?

[REALROYAL]

My god you do like me, bet you hate yourslef for that. But take hart, your just a silly women.

If you really want to know wot its like to be fooked by me,when you take your fist out your ass go do the washing up

[boro_boy]

My god you do like me, bet you hate yourslef for that. But take hart, your just a silly women.

If you really want to know wot its like to be fooked by me,when you take your fist out your ass go do the washing up
why do you think everyone likes you RR?

[poolie_chick]

Lol, you're so dull it's unreal. Come on, give me something to at least try to come back from. I don't even need a come back for that cos it's that fuckin' pathetic. Kind of symbolic of you really, wouldn't you say.

[REALROYAL]

Lol, you're so dull it's unreal. Come on, give me something to at least try to come back from. I don't even need a come back for that cos it's that fuckin' pathetic. Kind of symbolic of you really, wouldn't you say.

"I don't even need a come back for that cos it's that fuckin' pathetic"

1-0 REALROYAL

That was easy, and its good night from me

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i214/danbroyal/ronniecorbettshow_1.jpg?t=1174177837

[poolie_chick]

Lol yea, give up as soon as you realise you're pathetic. Took your time though didn't you, then again, you are a bit on the slow side. I hope you get ran over by a bus, all because it swerved to dodge a cat :)

[ninjaterra]

french and german mayte. cant speak english for shit :)

[hammer9]

erm.....English! :nodyes:

[Ronaldo]

what a read :nodyes:

in english like poolie_chick said you just learn how to develop your writing and stuff. I learn French aswell. I'd like to learn Italian some time :)

[Kolo]

English and learning german now

[MidlandGunner]

English, French (taken that for GCSE) and German. And a bit of latin aswell, which I gave up after about 2 weeks.

[poolie_chick]

Lol so you know how to say hello and goodbye in Latin haha

[Kolo]

English, French (taken that for GCSE) and German. And a bit of latin aswell, which I gave up after about 2 weeks.

Lol so you know how to say hello and goodbye in Latin haha

What did you learn???

[poolie_chick]

English and German.

Ich heise Poolie_chick und ich wohne um Hartlepool.

I can speak it better than I can write it lol. I keep forgetting spellings, like "speak" in German. I know it's Schpreken, or sounds like that any way lol. Just can't spell it. :cry_smile:

[westboy]

I learnt french but i gave that up and instead (still) study english as i speak it better:nodyes:

[Kolo]

Ich heisse Billy. Ich spreche ziemlich gut deutsch. Ich wohne im London, England. Poolie_chick is sehr lustig.

[KeyserSoze]

English is learned in England to improve particular skills, such as sentence structuring, spelling and grammar etc.

If we didn't have it, we'd be talking like the Scotts and Paddys, missing out words all over the shop.

We learn languages such as French in order to actually learn the language, not brush up on our social skills.

[poolie_chick]

Ich heisse Billy. Ich spreche ziemlich gut deutsch. Ich wohne im London, England. Poolie_chick is sehr lustig.

Why am I very amusing? and is that a good thing?:icon_redface: