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Old 21-03-2007, 22:21 poolie_chick is offline   #1
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Oh no!

My mother went on a date tonight after this guy had asked her out twice, and she said no the first time.

Then the DICKHEAD! said he's not looking for a relationship of any sort.

If he thinks my mother is a potential fuck buddy, he can think again

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Old 21-03-2007, 22:27 boro_boy is offline   #2
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My mother went on a date tonight after this guy had asked her out twice, and she said no the first time.

Then the DICKHEAD! said he's not looking for a relationship of any sort.

If he thinks my mother is a potential fuck buddy, he can think again
woooh, ok, time for me to go to bed. I wouldn't fuck with your mam if you were going to batter me.

When i mean fuck, I mean fuck around/mess around, and not to have sex with. I've never seen your mam or spoke to her so erm....

ok i'll stop diggin my hole.

I'm off to bed, sweet dreams!!!
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Old 21-03-2007, 22:28 poolie_chick is offline   #3
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Lmao yea, I'm glad you stopped where you did. Night

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Old 21-03-2007, 22:29 Middlesbrough No1 Fan is offline   #4
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If he thinks my mother is a potential fuck buddy, he can think again [/color]

you gonna sort him out
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Old 21-03-2007, 22:32 poolie_chick is offline   #5
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Lol well my mother has been single for years after splitting with my dad and she was all nervous about tonight then he says "I'm not 'into' relationships"... Why ask a woman on a date if you're not wanting anything from it? Worst thing is, my mam thinks he's just after "company", which is naive of her. He aint dipping his wick in my mother, or I will clout him one! He's only 5ft 8 or something, the gay boy.

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Old 21-03-2007, 22:55 superally is offline   #6
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If he thinks my mother is a potential fuck buddy, he can think again
What you mean he aint already,He really is the odd one out.
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Old 21-03-2007, 23:15 poolie_chick is offline   #7
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The odd one out? No, he's just plain odd!

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Old 21-03-2007, 23:23 Simonutd is offline   #8
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is your mum as fit as you , cause realroyal is always on the look out ,lol

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Old 21-03-2007, 23:24 poolie_chick is offline   #9
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Lol Sibong-eye, don't even joke about that kind of thing. I'd rather her be fuck buddies with that dickhead that she went on a date with tonight than even be so low as to associate with that ponce.

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Old 22-03-2007, 07:14 REALROYAL is offline   #10
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My mother went on a date tonight after this guy had asked her out twice, and she said no the first time.

Then the DICKHEAD! said he's not looking for a relationship of any sort.

If he thinks my mother is a potential fuck buddy, he can think again
LOL, Your mums a sad old northen cock whore, and men can see it a mile off..

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Old 22-03-2007, 12:03 boro_boy is offline   #11
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LOL, Your mums a sad old northen cock whore, and men can see it a mile off..

Your just making yourself look even more stupid and childish for your age, fatty.
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Old 22-03-2007, 18:54 REALROYAL is offline   #12
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Your just making yourself look even more stupid and childish for your age, fatty.
Im just saying lets look at things from the guys side. He meets a bird and from the off she,s not his cup of tea..

However by the end of the night he,s had a few drinks, and thinks he might as well give the old dog a bone.

To this guys credit, he makes sure shes knows this is a one off,he's not looking for a relationship of any sort.
and a dirty bunkup in a back ally is the best he thinks this girl can hope for.

At the end of the day, wot this guy done thats so bad? He didnt give a old boot any fales hope, but still said he,d be happy to kick her back door in if she was up for it!!

The mans a star..
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Old 22-03-2007, 18:58 poolie_chick is offline   #13
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RR, you're a mentality disabled nutcase who needs castrating with a WOODEN FUCKING SPOON!! My mother didn't open her legs for no bellend, and, unlike you, the man actually had respect for my mother and was open about what he wanted. My mother is one of the most lovely, beautiful people that you'll ever be so unfortunate to not see. And thankfully, she'll be fortunate to never have to see a sick bastard of your sort. I hope you die You're an insult to the human race

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Old 22-03-2007, 19:00 Craig is offline   #14
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Why is RR all excited over poolie's mam getting shagged by some bloke?

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Old 22-03-2007, 19:01 REALROYAL is offline   #15
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Hay babe you know your mum better than me, not as well as most the drunks in the north of england, but better than me..

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