Bet you didnt know this ...

[boro_boy]

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
9) Everyone who has just read no.5 has just typed it into a calculator.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

[Ronaldo]

yep, most of those a true!

[Craig]

Yeah most of them are deffos true.

[ninjaterra]

1 is deffo true. i have triangle sandwiches a lot..

2 isn't true. cause our parties rule.. lol

3 isn't bad for girls. i ended up doing it before. the other girl was actually quite friendly and we had a chat every time we went to the toilet.

22 can be done..

30 - pulling a door over your toe, somehow stubbing it on the way and removing skin wins it for me.

35 ..unless you go to where i go when im out at night in town. lush chips and cheese..

yuhr.. noice =]

[Kolo]

9) Everyone who has just read no.5 has just typed it into a calculator.

Nope!! Sorry but false

Many of the other facts are true though

[Craig]

I bet most typed 28008 in a calculator when they were kids....

[Kolo]

Originally Posted by Craig

I bet most typed 28008 in a calculator when they were kids....

Why????????

[cliffy]

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

haha: that is very true. Does my head in lol.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

Yep. so is posting on MFF when drunk yes:

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

haha: Havn't done that for years. Think I might have a go later yes:

[cliffy]

Originally Posted by Kolo

Why????????

says boobs upside down. oh to be young yes:

[Craig]

Originally Posted by Kolo

Why????????

Originally Posted by cliffy

says boobs upside down. oh to be young yes:

There...

it also works with boobies. s318008.

[poolie_chick]

Lmao aww, look at you kids! yes:...

Some of those are so true! The one about a granny carrying a mobile just looks wrong, reminds me of a few month back...

I saw a granny with an Adidas tracksuit on riding a bike with those plastic cover things they have on their head, some trainers and a dog in her basket, zooming down the street I cried for about half hour in fits of laughter

[cliffy]

Originally Posted by Craig

it also works with boobies. s318008.

OR would could look at it as BOOBLES yes:

[Craig]

Originally Posted by cliffy

OR would could look at it as BOOBLES yes:

nah you'd look at it as boobies. you could do 22138008 for boobles.

[cliffy]

Originally Posted by Craig

nah you'd look at it as boobies. you could do 22138008 for boobles.

erm.... no because 22138008 would be BOOBELSS

[Craig]

Originally Posted by cliffy

erm.... no because 22138008 would be BOOBELSS

Swap the 3 and the 1 around. :