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Location: Middlesbrough
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I hate the police [I got arrested last night]
Got arrested, I was walking and these two woman where arguing, I said what are you two arguing about, and one turned round and started punching me, the police came over and I said, are you not going to "fucking arrest her" they told me to stop swearing. So I cleverly said, she's just fucking assaulted me.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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how long was you in four
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About 30 minutes
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All because of stupid rules made by politicians and "local council's". Hope you voted last week BB...
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I didn't vote, they are all lying bastards anyway.
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the same thing happened to me last week for having a piss. I was in over night in my boxer shorts :|
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gutted mate, you shoul find that woman an give her what for
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I would have probably got less of a punishment for hitting her back, as it would have been self defence.
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Charming ladies, see you don't get geeza birds down here |
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Absolutely nothing, she just carried on and went into the next pub. Oh its so wrong, i've made a complaint to the Independent Police Complaints Commission. So i'll be waiting for a reply. But £80 for swearing its wrong, I wonder what they do with the money.
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The police are dicks.. and they wonder why people don't respect the law.. |
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Police just get in the way of stuff..
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kinda like them.. |
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The Blah! Party mate. They won't lie to you. I'm the party rep for North East Lincolnshire. We're currently debating the tossers with big black tits on their heads....sorry I mean Police Officers. haha:
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