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Lennon Saviour of E · 11-05-2007, 17:24

Tony Blair's grand tour of a grateful nation has been cancelled, due to lack of popular demand.

So he's off globetrotting instead. He plans to visit France, Germany and a number of African countries over the next six weeks, while the British taxpayer is still picking up the bill.

Then it's off to cash in on the American lecture circuit. I'm not the only one to remark that his farewell tour looks like lasting longer than Frank Sinatra's. He'll probably end up playing Vegas.

Lay-dees and gennul-men, give a big Caesar's Palace welcome to Old Lyin' Eyes himself.

(As always, it helps if
you sing it.)

And now, the end
is near

So I'm away
To earn top dollar.
My friends, I'm getting
out
Before the Yard
Can feel my collar.

I've lived a lie for years
I've travelled First
I've taken freebies.
I've stayed
With my friend Cliff
And one of the
Bee Gees.

Regrets, I've none at all
Well, none that is
I'd like to mention.
I did what I had to do
And now I'm off
To count my pension.

Goodbye to Number 10
The Cabinet
And civil service
I leave
A Government
That's not fit for purpose.
Yes, there were times
When there was doubt
I often thought
I'd get found out.
But through my teeth
I lied and lied
I shed a tear
When Diana died.
And when I thought
That I'd been caught
I blamed Lord Levy.

I've won three in a
row,
I've spun,
I've told some stories.
And when
It all went wrong
I blamed it all on the
Tories.
To think they fell for
that
And all along
I was roared on.
And now,
It serves them right,
They're lumbered with
Gordon.

What have I achieved?
Why should I care?
I've got a house
In Connaught Square.

And now I'm free
To get very rich.
And that will please
The Wicked Witch.
My record sucks
But I'm making
serious bucks
In a straight kinda
guy way!

Lyrics by RL in collaboration with Paul Anka (or is it the other fella)

westboy · 11-05-2007, 18:10

Quality lyrics. No doubt his exclusive fan club will be travelling with him too.

Lennon Saviour of E · 11-05-2007, 18:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by westboy

Quality lyrics. No doubt his exclusive fan club will be travelling with him too.

It's important to sing it out loud. I just did it for the wife.

Can't believe I was so bad. :yikes:

11-05-2007, 17:24	#1
Lennon Saviour of E Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,895 Nominations: : 0 Nominated 0 Threads Rep Power: 3	Tony Blair to sing in Las Vegas! Tony Blair's grand tour of a grateful nation has been cancelled, due to lack of popular demand. So he's off globetrotting instead. He plans to visit France, Germany and a number of African countries over the next six weeks, while the British taxpayer is still picking up the bill. Then it's off to cash in on the American lecture circuit. I'm not the only one to remark that his farewell tour looks like lasting longer than Frank Sinatra's. He'll probably end up playing Vegas. Lay-dees and gennul-men, give a big Caesar's Palace welcome to Old Lyin' Eyes himself. (As always, it helps if you sing it.) And now, the end is near So I'm away To earn top dollar. My friends, I'm getting out Before the Yard Can feel my collar. I've lived a lie for years I've travelled First I've taken freebies. I've stayed With my friend Cliff And one of the Bee Gees. Regrets, I've none at all Well, none that is I'd like to mention. I did what I had to do And now I'm off To count my pension. Goodbye to Number 10 The Cabinet And civil service I leave A Government That's not fit for purpose. Yes, there were times When there was doubt I often thought I'd get found out. But through my teeth I lied and lied I shed a tear When Diana died. And when I thought That I'd been caught I blamed Lord Levy. I've won three in a row, I've spun, I've told some stories. And when It all went wrong I blamed it all on the Tories. To think they fell for that And all along I was roared on. And now, It serves them right, They're lumbered with Gordon. What have I achieved? Why should I care? I've got a house In Connaught Square. And now I'm free To get very rich. And that will please The Wicked Witch. My record sucks But I'm making serious bucks In a straight kinda guy way! Lyrics by RL in collaboration with Paul Anka (or is it the other fella)

11-05-2007, 18:10	#2
westboy Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: London I Support: Brentford Posts: 5,580 Nominations: : 0 Nominated 0 Threads Rep Power: 7	Quality lyrics. No doubt his exclusive fan club will be travelling with him too. __________________ Thanks for the sig Kolo!:thumbup1:

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