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Old 19-05-2007, 19:42
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Can You Answer This: More Questions

Can't be bothered doing them one by one, here are some more:
  1. Which Burns Longer, a blue candle or a red candle?
  2. If King Kong wen to Hong Kong, to play Ping Pong and died, what would be put on his coffin?
  3. If you have a referee in football, an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
  4. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
  5. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
  6. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
  7. If you have 1 match and you walk into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first.
  8. Divide 30 by a half and add 10, what is the answer?
  9. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
  10. If there are three apples and you take two, how many do you have?
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Old 19-05-2007, 19:46
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1. both burn the same
2.
3.
4. 7 is bigger than 6.
5. 1
6. 12
7. the match.
8. 10
9. coz he's not dead.
10. 2
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Old 19-05-2007, 19:48
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Don't know all of them (maybe I'm really thick cos I'm not getting the catch to some of them) but...

4. cos 7 ate 9 lol
6. All of them have 28 days
7. The match
8. 70
9. He's still alive
10. you have two.

that's all I know. I'm stupid
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Old 19-05-2007, 19:55
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It's like those Where's Wolly tests that you used to do when you were younger... or at least us Hartlepudlians did anyways lol. Like you'd have 9 boxes and there's different tricks drew in them, like... you'd have stairs drew in one, and say "where's the stairs in the bungalow", and they say "there", but then you be a smart bum and say "bungalows don't have stairs" lol.

Or, a red house has red bricks, a blue house has blue bricks. What does a green house have? Glass

Lol. So lame but they were fun! I should really draw one so people who weren't as lame as children know what I mean. yes:
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1. niether candles burn shorter
2?
3. Umpire
4. because 7 8(ate) 9
5. the same
6. 12
7. The Match
8. 70
9. cause hes not dead
10. 3
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1. ????
2. A Lid
3. Fish
4. Because 7 'Ate' 9
5. Wasnt it Noah?
6. Twelve - Every Month
7. The match
8. 70
9. HE aint dead
10. 2
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Old 19-05-2007, 21:24
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The ANSWERS
  1. Which Burns Longer, a blue candle or a red candle?
    Neither, they both burn shorter
  2. If King Kong wen to Hong Kong, to play Ping Pong and died, what would be put on his coffin?
    A Lid
  3. If you have a referee in football, an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
    Cereal
  4. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    7, 8 (ate), 8
  5. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
    None, it was Noah.
  6. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
    All of them
  7. If you have 1 match and you walk into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first
    The Match
  8. Divide 30 by a half and add 10, what is the answer?
    70
  9. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
    He's not dead
  10. If there are three apples and you take two, how many do you have?
    2
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I got 8 in that! :gaydance:
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