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FATPIPE · 06-06-2007, 20:53

Scouse vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Hartlepool, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales.

boro_boy · 06-06-2007, 21:01

funny fucker, was pretty funny though.

FATPIPE · 06-06-2007, 21:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by boro_boy

funny fucker, was pretty funny though.

am sure with your powers you could change that to wherever mate :thumbup1:

yes:

Middlesbrough No1 Fan · 06-06-2007, 21:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by FATPIPE

am sure with your powers you could change that to wherever mate :thumbup1:

yes:

Change it to scotland

yes:

poolie_chick · 06-06-2007, 21:17

hahaha, brilliant one that!

FATPIPE · 06-06-2007, 21:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Middlesbrough No1 Fan

Change it to scotland

yes:

i doth protest young man i was thinking maybe somewhere like newcastle

Middlesbrough No1 Fan · 06-06-2007, 21:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by FATPIPE

i doth protest young man i was thinking maybe somewhere like newcastle

that'll do

FATPIPE · 06-06-2007, 21:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Middlesbrough No1 Fan

that'll do

it has been done lol

haha:

yes:

poolie_chick · 06-06-2007, 21:26

Yea, Newcastle also counts yes: geordie %£$&s they are yes:

Middlesbrough No1 Fan · 06-06-2007, 21:30

Actually i think you should change it to Hartlepool :animatedfear:

Craig · 06-06-2007, 21:33

Quality joke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Middlesbrough No1 Fan

Actually i think you should change it to Hartlepool :animatedfear:

Did that.

boro_boy · 06-06-2007, 21:39

yeah thats much better.

poolie_chick · 06-06-2007, 21:44

PEH! PHHT! HMPH! PUFF! TUT! HEEEEEY you guuuuuuuuuys! be nice to me I'm nice : plus, Newcastle sucks

**Simonutd** · 06-06-2007, 22:26

lol, that is quality, so funny, pmsl

westboy · 07-06-2007, 09:44

lol anything that insults scousers...

06-06-2007, 20:53	#1
FATPIPE Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: north scotland I Support: celtic Posts: 1,417 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 3	Scouse vasectomy Scouse vasectomy After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Hartlepool, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales. Last edited by Craig; 06-06-2007 at 21:32.

06-06-2007, 21:01	#2
boro_boy Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Middlesbrough I Support: Middlesbrough I am 28 years old Posts: 16,426 Nominated 5 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 3 Rep Power: 10	funny fucker, was pretty funny though. __________________ If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done.

06-06-2007, 21:17	#5
poolie_chick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,189 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	hahaha, brilliant one that! __________________ WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE, IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY! Not you sir! I KNOW THAT NOT EVERYBODY, HAS A BODY LIKE YOU..OWWW!

06-06-2007, 21:26	#9
poolie_chick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,189 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	Yea, Newcastle also counts yes: geordie %£$&s they are yes: __________________ WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE, IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY! Not you sir! I KNOW THAT NOT EVERYBODY, HAS A BODY LIKE YOU..OWWW!

06-06-2007, 21:39	#12
boro_boy Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Middlesbrough I Support: Middlesbrough I am 28 years old Posts: 16,426 Nominated 5 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 3 Rep Power: 10	yeah thats much better. __________________ If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done.


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06-06-2007, 21:30	#10
Middlesbrough No1 Fan MFF Legend!!! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Yarm, Stockton On Tees I Support: Middlesbrough I am 21 years old Posts: 6,264 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 8	Actually i think you should change it to Hartlepool :animatedfear:

06-06-2007, 21:44	#13
poolie_chick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,189 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	PEH! PHHT! HMPH! PUFF! TUT! HEEEEEY you guuuuuuuuuys! be nice to me I'm nice : plus, Newcastle sucks __________________ WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE, IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY! Not you sir! I KNOW THAT NOT EVERYBODY, HAS A BODY LIKE YOU..OWWW!

07-06-2007, 09:44	#15
westboy Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: London I Support: Brentford Posts: 5,580 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 7	lol anything that insults scousers... __________________ Thanks for the sig Kolo!:thumbup1:

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