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jimmyshimmy · 06-06-2007, 23:15

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.

He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom.

Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He
fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!

**Simonutd** · 06-06-2007, 23:23

thats quality, lol

Nafe · 06-06-2007, 23:41

Haha, good one yes:

Adz · 07-06-2007, 19:24

Thats jokes

**Simonutd** · 07-06-2007, 21:59

so funny i had to read it again

Ronaldo · 08-06-2007, 19:33

haha i like it

jimmyshimmy · 11-12-2007, 23:40

bump

i still chuckle at it! lol

06-06-2007, 23:15	#1
jimmyshimmy Football Fan Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dundee I Support: Dundee United FC Posts: 801 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!! __________________ Sleight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails she makes me wait And I wait without you With or without you With or without you Song Of The Moment : U2 - With Or Without You

08-06-2007, 19:33	#6
Ronaldo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: England I Support: Manchester United Posts: 4,567 Nominated 2 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 6	haha i like it __________________ Ryan Giggs 10, Liverpool 0

11-12-2007, 23:40	#7
jimmyshimmy Football Fan Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dundee I Support: Dundee United FC Posts: 801 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	bump i still chuckle at it! lol __________________ Sleight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails she makes me wait And I wait without you With or without you With or without you Song Of The Moment : U2 - With Or Without You

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06-06-2007, 23:41	#3
Nafe Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: North London I Support: Arsenal Posts: 2,387 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 4	Haha, good one yes:

07-06-2007, 19:24	#4
Adz Football Fan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Under your pc I Support: Gooners Posts: 562 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	Thats jokes

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