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Nafe · 11-06-2007, 20:28

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been
sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

poolie_chick · 11-06-2007, 20:30

OMFG!!! LMFAO!!! Hahaha, I'm in tears!!!!

RedRabbit · 11-06-2007, 20:30

haha:good one!

people ask rhetorical questions only to prove how dumb they really are

triniboi101 · 11-06-2007, 21:25

hahahahha good one man! licking ur balls in the car! roflmao! i wudve wet my pants laughing had i bin in that queue behind ya!

kiko · 11-06-2007, 21:26

Very good.

doc · 11-06-2007, 21:28

that is fcking classic

**Simonutd** · 11-06-2007, 21:30

thats quality, lol, must remember in case i get asked that ever

paddy · 11-06-2007, 22:09

lol, funniest thing I've read all day. Quality haha:

Adz · 13-06-2007, 19:11

Classic haha:

superally · 13-06-2007, 19:25

Brilliant!!ill be telling that tomorrow.

11-06-2007, 20:28	#1
Nafe Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: North London I Support: Arsenal Posts: 2,387 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 4	Tesco's Dog Food I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

11-06-2007, 20:30	#2
poolie_chick Football Fan Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,424 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	OMFG!!! LMFAO!!! Hahaha, I'm in tears!!!! __________________

11-06-2007, 20:30	#3
RedRabbit Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada I Support: Arsenal, Chelsea; but does it really matter? I just wanna watch good football!!! I am 32 years old Posts: 5,979 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	haha:good one! people ask rhetorical questions only to prove how dumb they really are __________________ I'm very responsible, whenever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible.

11-06-2007, 21:25	#4
triniboi101 Football Fan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago I Support: Liverpool FC Posts: 2,161 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 4	hahahahha good one man! licking ur balls in the car! roflmao! i wudve wet my pants laughing had i bin in that queue behind ya! __________________ Cheers for the sig hammer 9! :thumbup1: Best International Member - 2007

11-06-2007, 21:28	#6
doc Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: London I Support: Tottenham Posts: 155 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	that is fcking classic __________________


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11-06-2007, 21:26	#5
kiko Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,253 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 3	Very good.

11-06-2007, 22:09	#8
paddy Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Coulsdon, UK I Support: Manchester United I am 18 years old Posts: 506 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	lol, funniest thing I've read all day. Quality haha: __________________

13-06-2007, 19:11	#9
Adz Football Fan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Under your pc I Support: Gooners Posts: 562 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	Classic haha: __________________

13-06-2007, 19:25	#10
superally Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Little Aston.. I Support: The Queens Eleven! I am 87 years old Posts: 13,065 Nominated 10 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 2 Rep Power: 15	Brilliant!!ill be telling that tomorrow.

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