Things I Hate About football, ADD TO THE LIST

[boro_boy]

1. Jamie Redknapp on sky.
2. The Way ITV love Liverpool in champions league matches
3. And that stupid kopite covered in badges
4. That Inbred spastic who rings the cow bell at Portsmouth
5. The stupid Champions League Rip off tune before Premiership Matches
6. People Who Tap you on your shoulder "excuse me my son cant see". Be a man and put him on your shoulders like my old man used to do when we had terracing.
7. Jester Hats - just wrong
8. People who take cameras to matches.
9. People leaving before the final whistle
10.People who think its cool to say JT and Stevie G, Its Terry And Gerrard you cunts.
11. People saying that the premiership is the best league.
12. That Soccer AM "EASY,EASY" chant
13. Joe Cole diving and the commentator saying he's been fouled.
14. Lampard having about 34 shots in a game, then when he scores comments like "who else!!" from Martin Tyler
15. John Motson - He doesnt half talk some shite, like try and bring omens into the match "oh these two played in 1945, on a field with a ball and both had 11 players" as if it makes a difference.
16. Jens Lehmann
17. Kieran Richardson strolling round the pitch as if he owns it
18. Rio Ferdinand grabbing people at celebrations
19. When linesmen don't stop the ball when it goes near them for a throw in
20. Commentators calling pitch invaders neanderthals and idiots who arent proper supporters.
21. Lack of goals in matches
22. Ticket Prices
23. Grown men and women in replica shirts at matches, and then claiming they are real fans unlike people who don't wear shirts.
24. Over the top celebrations for tap-ins. im looking at you Cahill.
25. Fans who say All United fans are From London. As if they have none in Manchester
26. Fans who say All chelsea fans are new age
27. Fans who say wigan have no fans, as in no fans at all not 10,000 or 12,000 just no fans.
28. People who say team x Belong in the premiership like its their given right.
29. Fans coming to wigan and singing 'sing at the rugby' its not funny. Why would we sing at the rugby when we don't go. Would you go to Arsenal and sing 'you only sing at the tottenham'? no so why sing this when there different clubs?
30. Not being able to touch keeper!
31. Everybody involved in takeovers from blackburn to villa
32. Everbody after moving stadium. Why move from Goodison Park everton? its not as if your packed to the rafters with 5 year waiting list for season tickets.
33. People who wear socks over their knees. Why?
34. And people who put tape round their socks. don't they know that socks nowadays are made to stick to your leg without falling down.
35. West Ham fans bigging themselves up, whatever happened to modesty?
36. People saying "Wigan is a rugby town" and then when you try to explain its like talking to a brick wall.
37. Cheerleaders at football.
38. Corporates
39. Barmy Army chant. Who says barmy really? "oh my god the traffic is barmy" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nono1.gif)

39 of the top of my head thats pretty shocking. Everybody feel free to agree, disagree, question, add to the list, do whatever the hell you want. My opinion is that football really is getting stale and predictable, however i'll never stop going and i could probably do a list twice as long for things i love.

I agree with about 90-% of them.

[cliffy]

Me too.

I'm pretty sure this is on there: 'Pound Greedy Bastards'

[Caesarius]

Would this person happen to be a Wigan fan? Was he that bored he had to find stupid things to complain about