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Nafe · 18-06-2007, 20:18

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated Conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention Is Galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig.' She Retorted indignantly.
'In this country, we don't speak aloud on Public Places about our sex lives.'

'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi','

cliffy · 18-06-2007, 20:20

haha: that was quality

RedRabbit · 18-06-2007, 20:20

good one :thumbup1:

Now I got to learn it so I can tell it without f*cking up yes:

westboy · 18-06-2007, 20:21

Quality play on words lol

boro_boy · 18-06-2007, 20:24

yeah that was pretty good. Nice one!!

poolie_chick · 18-06-2007, 22:00

Haha that reminds me of that Italian song about food that sounds like it's on about sex.... 'I fork on dee table... I want to piece (of toast)' etc etc yes:

bluemoon · 19-06-2007, 09:10

thats well good. Not heard a good joke in a long time.

YIDDO · 22-06-2007, 22:44

haha:haha: That is quality.

Ronaldo · 22-06-2007, 23:14

haha: i love that,no excuses for mis-spelling it now

Adz · 23-06-2007, 19:35

yippi · 23-08-2007, 08:15

thats good!!!! haha:

**Simonutd** · 23-08-2007, 09:18

lol, thats quality, not heard that before

domcassells · 23-08-2007, 09:54

i got it on an e-mail last year, but still a quality read

triniboi101 · 27-08-2007, 16:35

hahaha thats a good one !

18-06-2007, 20:18	#1
Nafe Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: North London I Support: Arsenal Posts: 2,387 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 4	No Speakah De English A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated Conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention Is Galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: 'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.' The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig.' She Retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud on Public Places about our sex lives.' 'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi','

18-06-2007, 20:20	#2
cliffy Super Clifton Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Boro Born And Bred I Support: Middlesbrough F.C I am 22 years old Posts: 3,837 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 5	haha: that was quality __________________

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RedRabbit Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada I Support: Arsenal, Chelsea; but does it really matter? I just wanna watch good football!!! I am 32 years old Posts: 5,979 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	good one :thumbup1: Now I got to learn it so I can tell it without fcking up yes: __________________ I'm very responsible, whenever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible.*

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boro_boy Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Middlesbrough I Support: Middlesbrough I am 28 years old Posts: 16,658 Nominated 6 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 4 Rep Power: 10	yeah that was pretty good. Nice one!! __________________ Click The Banner Below


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18-06-2007, 22:00	#6
poolie_chick Football Fan Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,424 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	Haha that reminds me of that Italian song about food that sounds like it's on about sex.... 'I fork on dee table... I want to piece (of toast)' etc etc yes: __________________

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bluemoon Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Manchester I Support: Manchester City I am 19 years old Posts: 793 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	thats well good. Not heard a good joke in a long time. __________________ . Thanks to KOLO for my brilliant Signature.

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YIDDO Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: North London I Support: THFC I am 28 years old Posts: 3,407 Nominated 1 Thread TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 5	haha:haha: That is quality. __________________ SACK THE BOARD

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yippi Football Fan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Austria I Support: Rabid Wien Posts: 48 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 0	thats good!!!! haha:

27-08-2007, 16:35	#14
triniboi101 Football Fan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago I Support: Liverpool FC Posts: 2,161 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 4	hahaha thats a good one ! __________________ Cheers for the sig hammer 9! :thumbup1: Best International Member - 2007

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