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boro_boy · 19-06-2007, 17:50

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Farmer 'breaks' penis

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."

haha:the sicko!!! He's 27 years older than her. Serves him right the Perv!!

Ronaldo · 19-06-2007, 18:27

haha: i remember something exactly the same happened a few months ago but with beer cans. haha:
Unlucky lad!!

triniboi101 · 19-06-2007, 18:39

hahaha oh dear! wot a sicko!! having a wife whose half your age is wrong! very wrong

paddy · 19-06-2007, 18:50

**** me that must have hurt.

Adz · 19-06-2007, 19:03

Shit i feel his pain from reading that.

superally · 19-06-2007, 19:42

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Originally Posted by triniboi101

hahaha oh dear! wot a sicko!! having a wife whose half your age is wrong! very wrong

No its not!!
Would you rather be bagging a 50+ old boiler,or some young sexy chick????

Its no contest.

RedRabbit · 19-06-2007, 20:48

poor chap.... won't be indulging on that young ass for a while yes:

westboy · 19-06-2007, 20:55

Nothing wrong with having a wife half your age, although the story is still funny!

domcassells · 20-06-2007, 15:07

i bet he feels like a right dick now

boom boom

Evertonized · 21-06-2007, 10:20

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Originally Posted by domcassells

i bet he feels like a right dick now

boom boom

No comment about that

Middlesbrough No1 Fan · 21-06-2007, 20:52

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Originally Posted by triniboi101

hahaha oh dear! wot a sicko!! having a wife whose half your age is wrong! very wrong

Like you would say no to someone that young at that age..

He must be in absolute agony :yikes:

19-06-2007, 18:27	#2
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