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Craig · 20-06-2007, 15:44

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A Kent man who got his manhood trapped in a padlock "after a sex game went wrong" had to be cut free by firemen, The Sun reports.

The unnamed victim, in his 50s, intially presented the coupling of padlock and pecker at his local fire station. They packed him off to hospital, but since docs "could do nothing", he was forced to return to seek expert help. Firemen eventually released the chap's wedding tackle using hydraulic cutters.

Using the key was evidently not an option, since the key hole had inexplicably been sealed with superglue. Accordingly, it took two-and-a-half hours to end his "eye-watering ordeal", during which the firemen involved in the rescue undoubtedly kept suitably professional straight faces.

A friend of the man from Margate offered: "God knows what he was up to - but he won't be trying it again in a hurry." Â®

Sex game bloke traps modesty in padlock | The Register

I don't want to know what he was planning on doing with it.

domcassells · 20-06-2007, 17:10

man i hope i never have a mid life crisis

RedRabbit · 20-06-2007, 17:13

funniest thing I've read today

FATPIPE · 20-06-2007, 20:14

thats extreme safe sex

poolie_chick · 20-06-2007, 20:16

How many frigging men have tried to castrate themselves recently :yikes: I swear, soon, just women will exist! Then they'll have to play football and it'll be terrible

superally · 20-06-2007, 20:19

Wonder what would have happened if he got an hard on.He would have choked tho poor fookin thing.

Adz · 20-06-2007, 23:42

Thats funny. yes:

20-06-2007, 17:13	#3
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FATPIPE Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: north scotland I Support: celtic Posts: 1,435 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 3	thats extreme safe sex

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superally Gone!! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Little Aston.. I Support: The Queens Eleven! I am 87 years old Posts: 13,063 Nominated 10 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 2 Rep Power: 15	Wonder what would have happened if he got an hard on.He would have choked tho poor fookin thing.

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