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cliffy
12-12-2006, 23:32
never put a joke on so al do a quicky.

The other week, 2 aerials got married




















The wedding was shite but the reception was top class.

poor joke
Craig
12-12-2006, 23:33
I thought they crap jokes got left for Simon? Anyway, I should use that for when we tell each other shit jokes in college.
cliffy
12-12-2006, 23:37
Another joke, old but updated.

Snow white is the new favourite on disney x factor after sitting on pinnochios face and singing fleetwood macs tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
superallysson
13-12-2006, 00:00
boooooooo get off the stage lol
cliffy
13-12-2006, 00:02
:D i liked them lol
superallysson
13-12-2006, 00:09
little tommy on a farm runs indoors, mommy mommy the bulls f***ing the cow! No tommy u must be polite and say the bulls suprising the cow,
later tommy runs in again, mummy the bulls suprising all the cows!!! no tommy the bull cant suprise all the cows
yes he can hes f***ing the horse now tht made me laugh
ThatOneGirl
13-12-2006, 01:37
^^ Haha. That was funny.

Sorry, cliffy, yours just didn't cut it.
Simonutd
13-12-2006, 07:18
i liked you jokes cliffy
westboy
13-12-2006, 13:27
just like an xmas song...awful but we love it
Simonutd
13-12-2006, 13:41
just like an xmas song...awful but we love it

i dont like christmas songs, but i like crap jokes
westboy
13-12-2006, 14:52
telling them is one of your talents...
Simonutd
13-12-2006, 15:03
telling them is one of your talents...

i know, lol


heres one for you

Q. What's hard and straight going in, soft and sticky coming out?
















A. Chewing gum.
Ronaldo
13-12-2006, 16:13
haha, I thought all of them were sh*te :D

Next please lol!
bluemoon
13-12-2006, 16:32
I quite liked them all.