The Longest Thread In MFF History

[Simonutd]

Lets get my fav thread going again, i should tell a joke for the occasion, lol

[Ronaldo]

oh no not this thread again ;)

[Craig]

Simon, I have made the decision to let you post jokes. Enjoy!

[Nafe]

Yeh bring on the crap jokes, there the best ones!

[Simonutd]

never had a request for a crap joke before, heres an old one i always think is funny after a few pints



A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.

The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"

The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

The bartender opens the door and looks in.

You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!

[Nafe]

never had a request for a crap joke before, heres an old one i always think is funny after a few pints



A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.

The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"

The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

The bartender opens the door and looks in.

You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!
Haha, thats actually good, i'll remember that one :p

[Simonutd]

not so funny, but were a few short of posts in here



A nasty, sweaty, amazon woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar.

She raises her arm, revealing a big hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks:

"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the drinkers try to ignore her, nobody makes eye contact.

At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says:

"Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender pours the drink and the woman proceeds to drink.

A little while later, after she is done, she turns again to the bar and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and asking:

"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says:

"Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!".

[Robbo]

not so funny, but were a few short of posts in here



A nasty, sweaty, amazon woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar.

She raises her arm, revealing a big hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks:

"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the drinkers try to ignore her, nobody makes eye contact.

At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says:

"Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender pours the drink and the woman proceeds to drink.

A little while later, after she is done, she turns again to the bar and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and asking:

"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says:

"Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!".

Rofl, I preffered that one

[ThatOneGirl]

:D I love this thread.

[Simonutd]

im glad you like it thatonegirl



The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women.

It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"... It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.

[MG_CFC]

If me and you were in a plain and the plain went up side down would we fall out ?

































No we'd still be Friends :)

[ThatOneGirl]

im glad you like it thatonegirl.

Yep yep. My friend and I were whoring it last night while everyone else was asleep.

[Simonutd]

i was here for a while with you, well till 3am, then i had to sleep, lol

[ThatOneGirl]

I love what this guy does with his hands during 38 secs. and 44 secs.!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-5f3dy8rBk

[ThatOneGirl]

Oh, yeah. I forgot. :rolleyes:

We were on for awhile. It was great.

[Simonutd]

that guy looks funnny, im glad i dotn dance,lol, im going to get another beer, back in a min

[ThatOneGirl]

Ok.


I also like this one. I'd so buy it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAmZxNUr6eU

[Simonutd]

lol, thats funny, i just sit and drink lol

[ThatOneGirl]

Haha.



*looks around* I just sit on the computer and hide out from my "friends".

[johnny_S]

damm i was hoping it would be the end of this thread:D

[ThatOneGirl]

Why? Do you wish people to be bored out of their minds?

[Simonutd]

Haha.



*looks around* I just sit on the computer and hide out from my "friends".

poor you sat that there, im sat here with a beer lol

[johnny_S]

Why? Do you wish people to be bored out of their minds?

when u have a small brain like me
its not that easy to get bored
always on to something new

[ThatOneGirl]

Good for you. Keep on..... truckin'. :D

To simonutd: What??!??!?!???

[Simonutd]

i have no idea, what planet is this

[ThatOneGirl]

Pluto.



Gawd!!! Why does the post have to be more than 10 charactors!!!!!

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

....I have no idea who you people are (except for Simon) or what you're on about...lol

[Simonutd]

lol, thats where............................comes in

[Simonutd]

see..........

[ThatOneGirl]

poor you sat that there, im sat here with a beer lol

I have no idea what that means.

[ThatOneGirl]

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[ThatOneGirl]

....I have no idea who you people are (except for Simon) or what you're on about...lol

You wouldn't know me if I told you. Trust me.

[Simonutd]

I have no idea what that means.

the that should have been there, thats my brain workin too hard, lol

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

That one girl... I give up, who WERE you? ;)

Were you here years back or something?

[ThatOneGirl]

the that should have been there, thats my brain workin too hard, lol

Ah, ok then.

[ThatOneGirl]

That one girl... I give up, who WERE you? ;)

Were you here years back or something?

No, I joined in July but I only came on one or two times.

I was........... mel_15_usa.

:rolleyes: I hated the user name right after I made it.

[Simonutd]

im confused, to many things going on, whats everyone up 2

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

I dunno... But this is kinda fun, and it's also an opportunity for a fresh start... Hopefully we can get this forum back to its former glory.

[ThatOneGirl]

I'm up to my neck with homework and fixing our internet.

I don't know about the other guy on here.

[Simonutd]

I dunno... But this is kinda fun, and it's also an opportunity for a fresh start... Hopefully we can get this forum back to its former glory.

former glory, like united this season getting there trophy back from the scummy blues

[Simonutd]

I'm up to my neck with homework and fixing our internet.

I don't know about the other guy on here.

whats up with your tinternet, and what homework you doin

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Yep... And doing it with style too, none of that boring football like Chelsea play. :)

[ThatOneGirl]

whats up with your tinternet, and what homework you doin

I don't know. I went to town with my sister and my mom tried to check her email, but the window kept closing and everyother window she had up closed ever few minutes.

Spanish homework. I was sick for two days, so I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
I also have to make an aphorism and illustrate it either with a drawing or describe it well enough to be counted as writtenly illustrated.
And a paper about something I don't understand and a really long journal entry for English.
And I have to understand how to do matrices equations for a quiz on Monday in Algebra.
And I have to practice my song for Choir.
And I have to research Jack the Ripper for World History and study for a geography quiz. And get ready to present my power point.

It's terrible. :(

[Simonutd]

I don't know. I went to town with my sister and my mom tried to check her email, but the window kept closing and everyother window she had up closed ever few minutes.

Spanish homework. I was sick for two days, so I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
I also have to make an aphorism and illustrate it either with a drawing or describe it well enough to be counted as writtenly illustrated.
And a paper about something I don't understand and a really long journal entry for English.
And I have to understand how to do matrices equations for a quiz on Monday in Algebra.
And I have to practice my song for Choir.
And I have to research Jack the Ripper for World History and study for a geography quiz. And get ready to present my power point.

It's terrible. :(

try running anti virus and anti spyware, i recomened AVG they do both, that might be your problem,

as for you home work, you get to much,

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

well anyway, see you guys later, I can't miss the Leafs vs Habs game... :D GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!

[ThatOneGirl]

I have no idea how to use anything to do with anything on the computer. :rolleyes:
I think it's just my mom's account (we have different accounts), my internet is just fine.

Yeah, I know. And this is from the day after I can back from being sick for two days.

[ThatOneGirl]

well anyway, see you guys later, I can't miss the Leafs vs Habs game... :D GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!

Alrighty then.

[Simonutd]

im bored........

[ThatOneGirl]

Me too. I have to leave soon. I have a lot to do and so little time.

[Simonutd]

fine, go off and leave me here on my own

[ThatOneGirl]

Maybe I will. Maybe I wont. I don't really know, myself.

I don't actually think I'll leave for a long time. I always promise I will on other sites, but I never do.

[ThatOneGirl]

Besides, aren't you busy with getting the forum up and straightened up and answering questions? Or do mods not do that?

[Simonutd]

im admin, but i been drinkin and i dont think bb the owner thinks im safe when i been drinkin, lol

[ThatOneGirl]

Haha. Is being an administrator fun or boring? I think I'd hate it because on another forum I'm on, they're not allowed to be ewber mean.

[Simonutd]

ewber? thats a new word, i dont mind, dont know why i got chose as admin, cant be for my brain, must be for my looks,

[ThatOneGirl]

Haha.


Por supuesto. Eres muy............ e-guapo?

[Simonutd]

now you lost me even more, lol

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Leafs 2, Montreal 0 after the first period. :D Woohoo!!!!!
lol sorry simon... I promise to read your jokes when I come on tomorrow. ;)

[ThatOneGirl]

Youn don't speak Spanish?

por supuesto = of course

eres muy guapo = you are very handsome

e-guapo = internet handsome, like e-friend or e-haters

[Simonutd]

lol, ok i get it now, see thats the kind of explanaion i need

[ThatOneGirl]

You don't know what some of that meant, yet you are an admin. on a message board? How does that work?

[ThatOneGirl]

Leafs 2, Montreal 0 after the first period. :D Woohoo!!!!!


Good for them. :D

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Well... This is a primarily English-speaking forum. ;)

Oh and for the record, I speak English, Italian and some French... I should be admin! :D

[Simonutd]

i speak, english kind of

[ThatOneGirl]

Well... This is a primarily English-speaking forum. ;)

Oh and for the record, I speak English, Italian and some French... I should be admin! :D

Well, this is a primarily Spanish-English speaking person. I can't help it.

I should be administrator becasue...... I'm cool like that. :cool:

[Simonutd]

Well, this is a primarily Spanish-English speaking person. I can't help it.

I should be administrator becasue...... I'm cool like that. :cool:

keep the high quantity of posts, and you never know, lol, is not up to me anyway, lol

[ThatOneGirl]

Why not? You're an admin., so you'd think you'd have a say in such things.

And, boro boy probably wouldn't let me be an admin., I'm too mean.

[Simonutd]

Why not? You're an admin., so you'd think you'd have a say in such things.

And, boro boy probably wouldn't let me be an admin., I'm too mean.

your too new as well, it took me over a year, and im good with servers and im storing the backups on my server at home,

[ThatOneGirl]

Ahh, ok then. I am so bad with computers, I actually broke the printer at school. It was pretty funny. No one knew what to do. We had to call in the Computers teacher, who gave me a stern lecture about the right and wrong way to unjam a printer. :rolleyes:

[ThatOneGirl]

And, anyway, he probably doesn't want a person like me on here. I almost never stay ion topic and I always whore threads.

[ThatOneGirl]

Wow. I'm the only one online.

I should find my friend......

[ThatOneGirl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk39IaPtRk0

Someone actually did this at the Talent Show last year. It was great!!!

[ninjaterra]

haha i couldnt figure out why my password wass wrong asnd then realised i was using the wrong username.

im a bit srunk.

and i really cant be ****ed to type proper.

:)

and yes! i ****ing remember that episode.

haha

<3 fresh prince

i could imagine barats and bereta doing that and all.

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcRkVpm03M legends.

[ninjaterra]

AND AGAIN

horrah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxpxGpVZa2Q

:)

[ThatOneGirl]

Cool. Who are those Barats?

[ThatOneGirl]

I mean, duh, the guys in the video?

[ninjaterra]

it says the proper names at the beginning of the video.

but if you search 'barats and bereta' you get loads of random videos they've made.

some of them are pretty damn funny.

[ThatOneGirl]

Haha. Will do.

[ThatOneGirl]

Hmmph. Am I the only member with no life?

[ThatOneGirl]

I feel pretty..... oh so pretty.... I feel pretty and witty and bright. And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel chrming..... oh so charming...... it's alarming how charming I feel. And I hardly believe I'm real.

[cliffy]

I dont think this thread should be on. If the forum is starting new, I think it should be focused on football for the time being.

[Ronaldo]

I dont think this thread should be on. If the forum is starting new, I think it should be focused on football for the time being.

yeah, the pub has nearly 500 posts and the footy forums have about 200 together.

[westboy]

82 replies already!!!

[ninjaterra]

well if people use it for genuine chat then i don't think it really matters..

although if members just start going off on one then it just gets boring and useless.. lol

[ThatOneGirl]

I think this thread is fine as is.

[Ronaldo]

In the old one mel, there was about 16,000 replies :o

[Rooney34]

Yea there was

[Ronaldo]

admins, what have the post counts been on Saturday and Sunday? They've been quite high, highest for a very long time.

[ThatOneGirl]

In the old one mel, there was about 16,000 replies :o

I'm confused. What? :confused:

[Ronaldo]

I'm confused. What? :confused:

on the old mff there was this thread which had over 16,000 replies. Just if you wanted to know ;)

[Robbo]

I dont think this thread should be on. If the forum is starting new, I think it should be focused on football for the time being.

Agreed, but nevertheless, 16,000 isn't that many :rolleyes:

[ThatOneGirl]

Oh, I think I saw that one.


Duh @ me. :rolleyes:

[invisibletoyou]

hey you guys.

[Simonutd]

hello, what you up 2

[ThatOneGirl]

I'm going to kill my computer!!!!!!!

[invisibletoyou]

my homework, lol.. but i don't feel like doing it.

[ThatOneGirl]

It's frozen!!!!! And I'm talkign to a very good friend who I never get to tlak to!!!!!!! :(

[ThatOneGirl]

Me, too..................

Sorry, what was your name again???? I think I forgot. Unless you never gave it to me!!!!!!

[invisibletoyou]

Me, too..................

Sorry, what was your name again???? I think I forgot. Unless you never gave it to me!!!!!!

who are you talking to?

[Simonutd]

im sat here being very bored

[ThatOneGirl]

:(:(:(:(...........................

[ThatOneGirl]

who are you talking to?

You. This is Melissa? From TS??

[invisibletoyou]

lol.. i know who you are ... lol... jane_bond

... its baby_gurl_4u

... my name is Tish

[ThatOneGirl]

Oh, yes. I knew ti was something like that.



:rolleyes:

[FourOneFourOne]

It's officially Monday morning, I pity you fools that work.

[ThatOneGirl]

It's 6:25 p.m. here.

[ThatOneGirl]

Ok, I have to go. I still have a lot of homework. BYE BYE.

[ninjaterra]

My Friends Got A Girlfriend And He Hates That Bitch
He Tells Me Everyday
He Says He's Really Gotta Lose My Chic
In The Worst Kind Of Way

[invisibletoyou]

Oh, yes. I knew ti was something like that.



:rolleyes:

lol..... grrr i hate that i have to keep legnthening my sentences!

[FourOneFourOne]

My Friends Got A Girlfriend And He Hates That Bitch
He Tells Me Everyday
He Says He's Really Gotta Lose My Chic
In The Worst Kind Of Way

lol, I know what comes next. I'm job-hunting tomorrow actually.

[ninjaterra]

cut my life into pieces,
this is my last resort...

kerrang is doing me proud at the moment..

but yes. the offspring. qer-wality. :D

[FourOneFourOne]

Worst band ever.

[ninjaterra]

..offspring?!

or you be meaning papa roach... .... or...er..

[FourOneFourOne]

Papa Roach.

Offspring are the best band for under-14s :)

[ninjaterra]

lol

great band for bitchy 17 year olds aswel :)

don't really listen to papa roach, i just like that song. lol

[FourOneFourOne]

Linkin Park's angst was definitely more heart-felt, bet their singer hated his Dad more.

Bowling for Soup were right.

[ninjaterra]

ah..god old bowling for soup.

pop-punk. horrah!

and now kerrang has reverted to red hot chilli peppers -snow. quite like this song.

saw a +44 thing a minute ago and got all excited again. im going to hump marks leg when i see him :D

[ThatOneGirl]

Awwww.... everyone's gone. Oh well. I have homework, so I better get off.

[ThatOneGirl]

I'm bored.

[Craig]

I never knew looking for a part time job was so hard. :'(

[Nafe]

I never knew looking for a part time job was so hard. :'(

Its gay when your in college, difficult to find a job that suites your hours.

[Craig]

Its gay when your in college, difficult to find a job that suites your hours.

Yeah, I'd like something that's Friday and Saturday but I can't find a good job. Damn useless college links!

[Nafe]

Yeah, I'd like something that's Friday and Saturday but I can't find a good job. Damn useless college links!

Have you tried connexions at all?

[Craig]

Nope, that was plan B. I'll go there on Friday if I remember.

[Ronaldo]

Threads: 250, Posts: 2,500

an average of 10 replies per thread :cool:

[Simonutd]

nice one its doing well at the moe, last night i got home at 11 i there would be about 10 thread to read and there 40 last night, i gave up catching up just posted in them as i got to them

[ThatOneGirl]

an average of 10 replies per thread :cool:

Too bad most of the posts are on this thread. :p

[Simonutd]

very true, but i still like this thread

[Ronaldo]

westboy, what's an oxymoron (from the chelski arsenal thread)

This is all I found: http://www.oxymoronlist.com/

[ThatOneGirl]

I'm bored. I have nothing to do.

[ninjaterra]

an oxymoron is two contradicting words next to each other

i think..

[Ronaldo]

ok, i think i get it now. thanks

[ThatOneGirl]

http://www.lineflyer.com/keepups2.html

This game is really cool. I only got to 18, though. :(

[FourOneFourOne]

westboy, what's an oxymoron (from the chelski arsenal thread)

This is all I found: OxymoronList.com (http://www.oxymoronlist.com/)


Some of them on that site aren't actually oxymorons, like agree to disagree.

[Simonutd]

not posted in here for a few days, how is everyone

[Nafe]

I'm officially in relax mode, finished college today at 12:30 for the Christmas holidays now, so i've got a few weeks to sit back and enjoy myself :D

[Simonutd]

its alright for some, im working till next friday then im off till the 2nd or 3rd, just hope i can relax when im off in theres enough football on tele

[Nafe]

Yep, plenty of football ahead of us for the christmas holidays, lots of munching, lots of drinking, great!

[Simonutd]

my homebrew will be done fir the 23rd i hope, 40 pints of real ale at about 6.1%, what a great week off

[Nafe]

Ahh quality, make sure you tell us what its like, never heard any stories of homebrews myself.

[Simonutd]

i took pics of it all, and im going to do a thread on here and show ou the steps and the yuckyness you get from makin it, shame you cant smell it over the net it stinks when brewin, the wife goes mad, but i say "woman shut it, im gettin 40 pints of beer for a tenna", and that usually works

[Nafe]

Haha, nice to see you can handle things around the house then ;)

I bet it stinks bad, how long have you been brewing it for?

[Simonutd]

i havebeen brought up with it, my dad has always done it, and i use to always help him, and i was brought up to drink homebrew so when i goto the pub the beer there seems weak, lol

[Nafe]

Fair doos, havn't tried ale myself, is it like Guinness?

[Craig]

Can't remember when I last posted here..... hello!!!

[Nafe]

Hey!

I'm getting a little tired now, didn't realize it was nearly 1 in the morning!

When do you finish for the Christmas holidays Craig?

[Simonutd]

not as thick as guinness and tastes different , the thing with ale or bitter is they all taste different, you can get some with a hint of honey or banana, some have a sharp bitter edge some or creamy and smooth, thats why i drink it so much it really nice, unlike larger that is fizzy and makes you burp lots

[Craig]

Hey!

I'm getting a little tired now, didn't realize it was nearly 1 in the morning!

When do you finish for the Christmas holidays Craig?

Techniccly next week but thats just to finish assignments off so that we dont get in shit for it. Certain people only need to go Monday though, I think I'm one of them...

[Nafe]

I need to widen my range of drinks, I think with ale, you'd need to go to a pub and get it from there. But me and my mates don't go pub that often, more clubs and stuff so the main drink is vodka and coke or JD and coke..

I like Cider tbh, I think I tried some Finland pear cider before, was lovely.

Edit: Ahar, work catching you up already? Kinda what i've been doing all week really, needed to complete a book and assessment before we broke up, I got it done if that makes you feel better ;)

[Simonutd]

you can get good ale in bottles, when mff is all setteled and sorted im going to do a beer thread, and recommebed them and so it so you can make your own reviews

[Craig]

I need to widen my range of drinks, I think with ale, you'd need to go to a pub and get it from there. But me and my mates don't go pub that often, more clubs and stuff so the main drink is vodka and coke or JD and coke..

I like Cider tbh, I think I tried some Finland pear cider before, was lovely.

Edit: Ahar, work catching you up already? Kinda what i've been doing all week really, needed to complete a book and assessment before we broke up, I got it done if that makes you feel better ;)
its not for everyone. and having loads of assignments to do at once is hard lmao.

[Nafe]

its not for everyone. and having loads of assignments to do at once is hard lmao.

Yeh, I see the situation your in, its tough, but just pile at it. Goodluck with that, i'm off to bed now to get some much needed sleep! night.

[Craig]

Yeh, I see the situation your in, its tough, but just pile at it. Goodluck with that, i'm off to bed now to get some much needed sleep! night.

Cya later Nath!

[Simonutd]

its hard work working, i have just got home and opened a bottle of wine, have i missed anything

[Nafe]

Nope, not really, i've spent the day relaxing :p

Hmmm, i'm bored.

[Craig]

woke up at 3pm, thats it... been bored really.

[Simonutd]

same here, im well bored, just finnishing off setting up sage fancy a game of the a to z game, lol

[Nafe]

Whats sage?

[Simonutd]

an accounts program

[almouchie]

cannavaro won world soccer's player of the year with a comprehensive margin over etoo & henry
i was quite surprised & a bit disappointed, buffon wasnt even in the top 3 & cannavaro was solid all season not spectacular, sure the best player in WC ahead of buffon by a small margin, but not the best of the year
both players did better than him:eto missed out on WC, ronaldinho had a no-show at WC, but both players, have a case for best player in year

[Mundi]

its hard work working, i have just got home and opened a bottle of wine, have i missed anything

Yes, MTV2 think my music has good potential and say I can send a video in when I make one of good quality :D :D :D

[Simonutd]

Yes, MTV2 think my music has good potential and say I can send a video in when I make one of good quality :D :D :D

thats good news, my mate put aload of video on youtube and some recording guy sent him an email and they met up and hes going to do an album

[Mundi]

thats good news, my mate put aload of video on youtube and some recording guy sent him an email and they met up and hes going to do an album

Wow cool, what sort of music does he do?

[Simonutd]

just him and his guitar, done a few covers like purple rain and can't get you off my mind and Life Goes On

[westboy]

so bored...supposed to be revising but can't be arsed

[Simonutd]

im bored aswell, just opened a bottle of wine and put a pizza in the oven

[Craig]

I have 1 assignment to finish, I cba though. I'm no good with networks...

[Simonutd]

what kind of network

[Craig]

I have gotta explain the differences between analog and digital signals in a network, and give a mention of a v90 modem

[Simonutd]

v90 modem, whats the point of that, dont think installed or had to look at one for over a year, lol

[Craig]

v90 modem, whats the point of that, dont think installed or had to look at one for over a year, lol

Task One (Performance criteria able to be met P1)

State the differences between analogue and digital signalling with respect to communication systems. Use Diagrams as necessary.
Describe the role of a modem in computer communication, with reference to V90.

[Simonutd]

thats silly, no one uses them any more, and in 2 years when BT reccon broadband will be free for everyone, no one will use a modem,


http://www.omega.com/literature/transactions/volume2/digitalsignal.html is that any help with your networking

[Craig]

Only the OSI bit, that's for a different assignment though.

[Simonutd]

Only the OSI bit, that's for a different assignment though.

ok sorry, i got ots of site i use, give me more info anout what you need rather tahn just the quaestion, my dyslexic head dont work right, lol

[superallysson]

could someone please explain the point of this thread to me?????

[Craig]

could someone please explain the point of this thread to me?????

This thread has a point?

[Simonutd]

This thread has a point?

yeah me gettin drunk and talkin crap like arsenal are going to win the premiership:D

[Simonutd]

i doen 80 posts in the lst 24 hours didnt think i could talk so much, lol

[superallysson]

thats nothing mate if you knew rangers fc he was doin that a minute the man was just crazy

[Simonutd]

lol, where is he then

[superallysson]

he got stupid and gave himself a permanent ban now that was funny

[Simonutd]

lol, why dont he come back now, he not banned any more

[superallysson]

i dont know well ask boro boy to try get him to but be warned hes boring dull and posts about 1000 to 200 thousand posts a day

[Ronaldo]

Petr Cech had surgery on his skull in October

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42343000/jpg/_42343361_cech203.jpg

is that him? :eek:

[Middlesbrough No1 Fan]

he got stupid and gave himself a permanent ban now that was funny


Ah rangers Fc he was a great member, shame he was added to the long banning list like loads of other good members...

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

....No offense meant, but RFC didn't post a lot of quality stuff. He made a lot of boring posts.

[Ronaldo]

He was banned by himself, so you can't blame the Admins mate.

[FourOneFourOne]

Ah rangers Fc he was a great member, shame he was added to the long banning list like loads of other good members...


Stop f***ing wrecking the place for the people who like it.

If you don't like MFF the logout button's at the top of the screen.

FFS get a grip.

[superally]

Im off to bed very soon5 am start today,had a few beers after work,got a big night tonight too.

[FourOneFourOne]

You must have some willpower, if I went to bed now I wouldn't be getting up until 1am.

[ThatOneGirl]

I was deleted. Now my post count has started over. :'( I think the admins. should just put a hundred or so posts on my count. :D

[superally]

You must have some willpower, if I went to bed now I wouldn't be getting up until 1am.

An hours kip in the afternoon sorts me out mate!

[Nafe]

Poor thread, hasn't been posted in for a while.

Just thought i'd let you know that i'm listening to Cameo - Word Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bInnWHwQDhY) <3

[Craig]

Lets try and get this threat to the glory it once was.

[YIDDO]

Poor thread, hasn't been posted in for a while.

Just thought i'd let you know that i'm listening to Cameo - Word Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bInnWHwQDhY) <3

I think I'll let you know that that is actually a great song.

[Nafe]

I think I'll let you know that that is actually a great song.

Tis, some of the old stuff is quality.

[boro_boy]

too many people are posting!!!

I'm not used to it lol. :)

[YIDDO]

Tis, some of the old stuff is quality.

What 'bout the old Coolio, hell yeah.

[YIDDO]

too many people are posting!!!

I'm not used to it lol. :)

I thought you didn't want people bored?

Although it isn't exactly the most amusing thing to do in the evenings :p

[Craig]

Poor thread, hasn't been posted in for a while.

Just thought i'd let you know that i'm listening to Cameo - Word Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bInnWHwQDhY) <3

That dude reminds me of the cat off the Red Drawf for some reason...

[Nafe]

What 'bout the old Coolio, hell yeah.

Gangster's Paradise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp31qZ3i3qI) - yeh i'm listening to that now.

Classic! Probably one of my best songs.

Edit: Lol, yeh he kinda reminds me of him.

[YIDDO]

Gangster's Paradise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp31qZ3i3qI) - yeh i'm listening to that now.

Classic! Probably one of my best songs.

Edit: Lol, yeh he kinda reminds me of him.

My uncle knows all the words for this song. We try to not play it when he is drunk. It is hard, because its cracking.

[ninjaterra]

YOU'RE ALL W@NKERS!


...


well..

most likely..

[Nafe]

YOU'RE ALL W@NKERS!


...


well..

most likely..

Is there a possible comeback to this?

HOE!?

[YIDDO]

YOU'RE ALL W@NKERS!


...


well..

most likely..

Now, thats not very nice :(

[ninjaterra]

oh come on.

your telling me you don't?

or never have?

surrrre ;)

[YIDDO]

oh come on.

your telling me you don't?

or never have?

surrrre ;)

In that case its a compliment, and I thank you.

[Craig]

Lmao. I think some members are too young to know this stuff.... who gives a fuck kids of today know loads before they even 10.

[Simonutd]

I Love this thread

[Nafe]

Lmao. I think some members are too young to know this stuff.... who gives a fuck kids of today know loads before they even 10.

Yep, especially if there smoking when there 12 years old! I was going to smack the little bugger.

[Craig]

Yep, especially if there smoking when there 12 years old! I was going to smack the little bugger.

My brother is 7 and knows too much stuff.

[YIDDO]

My brother is 7 and knows too much stuff.

Knowing your brother is 7 I feel sorry for you.

[Craig]

Knowing your brother is 7 I feel sorry for you.
Yeah he's a little shit.

[YIDDO]

Yeah he's a little shit.

ROFL! Kids at that age always are, I remember my sister getting shouted at by my mum for stuff she used to do around that age... It was a horrible couple of years :p

[Nafe]

I have a brother who is 4 years old :( little git!

[No one likes us]

Bukkaki:) :)

[YIDDO]

I have a brother who is 4 years old :( little git!

Thats not so bad, you wait till he is 6-7 :p

[Nafe]

Thats not so bad, you wait till he is 6-7 :p

I know myself, I've got 2 other brothers who are 13 and 14, lol.

[Simonutd]

i got 5 cats and a wife

[YIDDO]

i got 5 cats and a wife

5 cats? bloody hell.

[ninjaterra]

i love kids.

i love teaching em and leading them in outdoor stuff.

[Simonutd]

5 cats? bloody hell.


i know, its not too bad, just kick em out in the morning and let them in at night


i love kids.

i love teaching em and leading them in outdoor stuff.

i love kids......but i couldn't eat a whole one


boom boom tish

[Craig]

Lol I'm job hunting.

[superally]

Im off to the pub for a few sherberts,have a nice night!!

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

i love kids.

i love teaching em and leading them in outdoor stuff.

I love kids too... Except if I tried to lead them in activities and stuff we'd get nowhere because I suck at being in charge of stuff.;)

[boro_boy]

Some 10 year old bust my nose on New Years Eve lol. I should have made him cry.

[Craig]

Some 10 year old bust my nose on New Years Eve lol. I should have made him cry.

Did you nick they bottle of WKD or something?

[boro_boy]

no, we were toy fighting

[Craig]

c5go2WcDda8
that song is so catchy

[ninjaterra]

toy fighting..and he bust your nose? haha...its great knowing people like you are defending our country..

mcr - the sharpest lives

another catchy song.

allthough i've got nfg on at the moment, horrah!

[boro_boy]

toy fighting..and he bust your nose? haha...its great knowing people like you are defending our country..

mcr - the sharpest lives

another catchy song.

allthough i've got nfg on at the moment, horrah!
its not great its scary.

How are you today?

[Craig]

Lmao, I can actually get served in pubs. :D

[superally]

Im away for a drink now round my new neighbours house,they from scotland hope they not taigs or i wont be there long,i also hope they konw how i drink!!

[Craig]

I was drinking for 2 nights in a row. Went camping last night next to a river. It was fucking freezing at first.

[ninjaterra]

if i can get served, anyone can ;)

you actually sound like a budding alcoholic with the amount of times you say you're drinking..

and only just read the thread, but bb, im shit.. lol feeling ill and ive lost my buspass, so i have to get the train up to college tomorow..you?

[Craig]

if i can get served, anyone can ;)

you actually sound like a budding alcoholic with the amount of times you say you're drinking..

and only just read the thread, but bb, im shit.. lol feeling ill and ive lost my buspass, so i have to get the train up to college tomorow..you?

I'm not an alcoh. I just like my drink.

[Simonutd]

i liek drinkin

[Craig]

i liek drinkin

We know you like drinking.

[Simonutd]

mmmmm beer, i got 40 well 35 in my beer barrel to drink when its ready

[Craig]

I think I dislocated my toe.

[Simonutd]

that could prove to be a problem

[Craig]

Yup, I did it earlier today around 2pm.

[Simonutd]

goto the hospital, there fun places to be

[Craig]

No the last time I went to one was cause I had a fit.

[Simonutd]

i hate visting hospitals, they stink

[Ronaldo]

luckily i havent been for ages :nodyes:
how did you do it?

[Craig]

luckily i havent been for ages :nodyes:
how did you do it?

Break / dislocate my toe? I kicked the door frame with no socks or shoes on.

[Nafe]

Break / dislocate my toe? I kicked the door frame with no socks or shoes on.

A sock isn't gonna do much is it! :LolLolLolLol:

[Middlesbrough No1 Fan]

i hate visting hospitals, they stink


Noone will ever get me in a hospital again, unless i seriously have to...

ive had to many bad experiences in hospitals..:thumbsdownsmileyani

[Middlesbrough No1 Fan]

Break / dislocate my toe? I kicked the door frame with no socks or shoes on.

my mums done the same :nodyes: she kciked the wall and has broke her toe.. lol she done it christmas day...