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Nafe · 24-06-2007, 20:21

A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

Adz · 24-06-2007, 23:04

Quality haha:

poolie_chick · 25-06-2007, 14:49

Lmao!! I didn't expect that one like haha! Ellish joke!

Middlesbrough No1 Fan · 25-06-2007, 19:06

That is quite funny.. first time ive smiled all day, been a shite week

Nafe · 25-06-2007, 20:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Middlesbrough No1 Fan

That is quite funny.. first time ive smiled all day, been a shite week

Glad it did mate, whats your week been like?

RedRabbit · 25-06-2007, 20:05

nice one!

24-06-2007, 20:21	#1
Nafe Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: North London I Support: Arsenal Posts: 2,387 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 4	Tiger Woods A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

24-06-2007, 23:04	#2
Adz Football Fan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Under your pc I Support: Gooners Posts: 562 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	Quality haha: __________________

25-06-2007, 14:49	#3
poolie_chick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,189 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	Lmao!! I didn't expect that one like haha! Ellish joke! __________________ WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE, IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY! Not you sir! I KNOW THAT NOT EVERYBODY, HAS A BODY LIKE YOU..OWWW!

25-06-2007, 19:06	#4
Middlesbrough No1 Fan MFF Legend!!! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Yarm, Stockton On Tees I Support: Middlesbrough I am 21 years old Posts: 6,265 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 8	That is quite funny.. first time ive smiled all day, been a shite week Last edited by Middlesbrough No1 Fan; 25-06-2007 at 19:12.

25-06-2007, 20:05	#6
RedRabbit Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada I Support: Arsenal, Chelsea; but does it really matter? I just wanna watch good football!!! I am 31 years old Posts: 5,573 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	nice one! __________________ I'm very responsible, whenever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible.


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