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poolie_chick · 28-06-2007, 09:46

After a girls night out, two women were walking back home together when they both tell each other that they need to pee.

They both go behind a bush. One woman uses her underwear to wipe herself. The other uses a wreath.

The next morning, their husbands get together to tell each other they don't think they should let their wives go out without them any more. "My wife came home with no knickers on last night!" One of them exclaims.

The other one says "Oh, that's not the worst of it. My wife came home with a tag stuck in the back of her knickers saying 'We'll never forget you - from all the boys at the fire station'

yes:

Suge1314 · 28-06-2007, 09:59

Classic haha:

**Simonutd** · 28-06-2007, 10:05

lol very funny, sounds like you that does

poolie_chick · 28-06-2007, 10:06

Hey :yikes: I hope you're talking to Suge when you say that yes:... I only pee in loos! No bushes or wreaths thank you :

**Simonutd** · 28-06-2007, 10:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by poolie_chick

Hey :yikes: I hope you're talking to Suge when you say that

yes:... I only pee in loos! No bushes or wreaths thank you

:

i ment coming home with no knickers on, then again you proberly go out with none on you dirty girl

Suge1314 · 28-06-2007, 10:33

I piss in the nearest alley or bush or anywhere sort of discreet when I come out the boozer lol.

Why is it most guys always need a piss as soon as we leave the pub???

poolie_chick · 28-06-2007, 13:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suge1314

I piss in the nearest alley or bush or anywhere sort of discreet when I come out the boozer lol.

Why is it most guys always need a piss as soon as we leave the pub???

That's not just a guy thing lol. I always need 'to go' when I've just came out of a club and my ball and chain always goes mad with me cos I stand and jump around and twist while we're waiting in the pizza shop til I can get home lol.

And Sibong :yikes: Shame on you!

superally · 30-06-2007, 20:32

Being able to piss almost anywhere is another advantage of being male!

28-06-2007, 09:46	#1
poolie_chick Football Fan Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,422 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	Two women After a girls night out, two women were walking back home together when they both tell each other that they need to pee. They both go behind a bush. One woman uses her underwear to wipe herself. The other uses a wreath. The next morning, their husbands get together to tell each other they don't think they should let their wives go out without them any more. "My wife came home with no knickers on last night!" One of them exclaims. The other one says "Oh, that's not the worst of it. My wife came home with a tag stuck in the back of her knickers saying 'We'll never forget you - from all the boys at the fire station' yes: __________________

28-06-2007, 09:59	#2
Suge1314 Football Fan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paisley I Support: Rangers Posts: 487 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	Classic haha: __________________ "There's only one team I want to play for, and that's Celtic" - Mo Johnston

28-06-2007, 10:06	#4
poolie_chick Football Fan Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,422 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	Hey :yikes: I hope you're talking to Suge when you say that yes:... I only pee in loos! No bushes or wreaths thank you : __________________

28-06-2007, 10:33	#6
Suge1314 Football Fan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paisley I Support: Rangers Posts: 487 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	I piss in the nearest alley or bush or anywhere sort of discreet when I come out the boozer lol. Why is it most guys always need a piss as soon as we leave the pub??? __________________ "There's only one team I want to play for, and that's Celtic" - Mo Johnston

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