So this bloke sees his mate in a pub,

[paddy]

This bloke sees his mate in a pub and says, "You're not going to believe this, but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the car park. She's wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so she won't know you're not me!"

His friend agrees and goes out to his car.

They climb into the back seat and start going at it.

A few minutes later, a policeman sees them and starts banging on the window, shining his torch inside. "What the hell do you two think you're doing?"

The guy says, "Oh, there's nothing wrong, she's my wife."

The cop says, "Oh, sorry, I didn't know."

The guy says "Neither did I until you shined that light in here."




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[boro_boy]

hahaha !!! quality!!

[Suge1314]

Classic

[Simonutd]

lol thats funny. ha ha

[Rooney34]

Excellent!!!yes:yes: