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Craig · 11-07-2007, 16:34

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is ?"

The men stare blankly ...

**Simonutd** · 11-07-2007, 20:34

lol, thats quality, i would love to do that , ha ha so funny

poolie_chick · 12-07-2007, 15:11

yes: Sounds like something I.. I mean, my friends.. would do : :animatedfear:

11-07-2007, 16:34	#1
Craig Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Middlesbrough I Support: Middlesbrough I am 18 years old Posts: 3,800 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 10	Some men at a golf club Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is ?" The men stare blankly ...

12-07-2007, 15:11	#3
poolie_chick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,200 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	yes: Sounds like something I.. I mean, my friends.. would do : :animatedfear: __________________ WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE, IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY! Not you sir! I KNOW THAT NOT EVERYBODY, HAS A BODY LIKE YOU..OWWW!

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