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12-07-2007, 19:04
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Another terrorist attack??
A muslim just crashed his car into the Ulley reservoir in Sheffield......
Police think it's the start of "Ramadam"
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12-07-2007, 19:08
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http://www.myfootballforum.com/make-...tack-5331.html
Use the new feature we have lol that checks your posts against ones already posted!!!
But its funny 
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12-07-2007, 19:08
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A muslim in our street doused himself in petrol and set himself on fire, then died. We're having a collection for his family. So far, we've got 80 litres  yes:
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12-07-2007, 19:09
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A mans wife dies in Israel whilst on Holiday. The officials advise him, "We can bury your wife here for £150 or we can prepare and fly the body home for £15000.
The man says, "I want her flown home."
The official says, "Why pay all that money when you can have a perfectly good funeral here for £150".
The husband replies, "2000 years ago a man died in this country and three days later he rose from the dead, I just can't take that fucking chance".....
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12-07-2007, 19:34
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Originally Posted by superally
A mans wife dies in Israel whilst on Holiday. The officials advise him, "We can bury your wife here for £150 or we can prepare and fly the body home for £15000.
The man says, "I want her flown home."
The official says, "Why pay all that money when you can have a perfectly good funeral here for £150".
The husband replies, "2000 years ago a man died in this country and three days later he rose from the dead, I just can't take that fucking chance".....
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hahaha that's good!!
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12-07-2007, 20:32
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lol there all funny. i must have missed the first one at the time thats so funny
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12-07-2007, 20:34
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i must be on the happy juice tonight!!
Its been a week since i had any JD!!
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12-07-2007, 20:52
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lucky you, i just got london pride, bombadier and red wine in,
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