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Old 13-07-2007, 20:28 superally is offline   #1
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A few good insults..

1. Shouldn't a guy with your IQ have a low voice too?

2. After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

3. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.

4. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

5. You are as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

6. You've got diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

7. I wonder whether you'd still be an idiot if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

8. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

9. Your job must be to spread ignorance.

10. Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be left out alone.

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Old 13-07-2007, 20:29 superally is offline   #2
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I like no 7....

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Old 13-07-2007, 20:31 FourOneFourOne is offline   #3
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Great list

My favourite's Number 8, reminds me of my boss.

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Old 13-07-2007, 20:32 boro_boy is offline   #4
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I think nu,ber 4 is funny, thats just a up-front insult!! haha

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Old 13-07-2007, 20:36 superally is offline   #5
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A few more.........

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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Old 13-07-2007, 20:55 boro_boy is offline   #6
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Quote:
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
hahaha quality superally
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Old 13-07-2007, 20:59 superally is offline   #7
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proof that siblings shouldnt mate..

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Old 23-08-2007, 07:08 yippi is offline   #8
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nice list.....i like 8!!!!

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