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Old 19-07-2007, 09:07
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Icon10 Not Breast Pleased "Cleavage Puts Off Bus Driver"
'Your Cleavage Is Distracting Me'

A German driver threatened to throw a young woman off his bus - because she was too sexy.

"He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic.

"If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"


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SO funny lol haha:
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nutter, surley, that's the highlight of someones day
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what a moron!! that would make my day... hell, I'd try to hit every red light so I could get a good look without the distraction of traffic!! yes:
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hahaha thats quality. He must be gay to want to throw her off.
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Sad fooker!!
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Haha! what a story yes:
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i know, he must be one sad guy
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Poor guy didn’t know that’s one of the perks of the job
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