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Old 21-07-2007, 14:23 boro_boy is offline   #1
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Whats Hartlepool got that the Middlesbrough hasn't?

Laurence
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Hahaha, you ever seen Laurence poolie_chick!!
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Old 21-07-2007, 14:27 poolie_chick is offline   #2
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Yes. I was telling you about it before, BB. Lawrence, aka Flaurence, and Divvy Sharon are THE Hartlepool idiots. Divvy sharon 'fries a HEGG', not an egg, a HEGG!, and Lawrence has flag stickers stuck to his window, which include Germany, France, Italy etc (all because they're not England.), and because he caused so much chew in Pools, he got chucked out, and now supports every team that isn't Hartlepool too.

The other day he was walking in town with a hair piece and a dress, not failing to look like an idiot, completing the outfit with some nice white shoes, singing "WE AREN'T HARTLEPOOL! WE AREN'T HARTLEPOOL!" :

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Old 21-07-2007, 14:29 boro_boy is offline   #3
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Oh right I can't remember lol!!

Looks really fucked up though!

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Old 21-07-2007, 14:30 Craig is offline   #4
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Haha, I can remember poolie telling us about him. And I have a bad memory...

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Old 21-07-2007, 14:31 poolie_chick is offline   #5
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Yea. Apparently his mam died and she was the only person he had in his whole life, so when she died he couldn't accept her loss and started dressing in her clothes and that, apparently anyways!

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Old 21-07-2007, 14:32 boro_boy is offline   #6
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Yea. Apparently his mam died and she was the only person he had in his whole life, so when she died he couldn't accept her loss and started dressing in her clothes and that, apparently anyways!
You know a lot about him lol.

How long has he been doing this for?
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Old 21-07-2007, 14:34 Gary is offline   #7
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Norman Bates eat your heart out! haha:

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Old 21-07-2007, 14:35 poolie_chick is offline   #8
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Years and years. And EVERYBODY in Hartlepool knows a lot about him lol.

Like Divvy Sharon, she goes around stopping random people in the street lying about stuff, like saying she 'did' this lad (as though ANYONE would do her) and now she's 8 month pregnant, yet funnily enough, her belly just looks flabby like it did 8 months ago, so she's clearly not pregnant, and she says stuff like 'when I was a baby someone chucked a trolly through my window and I nearly died'. She goes around with BIG MANKY EFFER headphones on singing 'Tommy Kittin' as she likes to call them, aka Atomic Kitten.

God, I'm from the same place as these two people Kill me, KILL ME NOW!

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Old 21-07-2007, 14:36 boro_boy is offline   #9
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Years and years. And EVERYBODY in Hartlepool knows a lot about him lol.

Like Divvy Sharon, she goes around stopping random people in the street lying about stuff, like saying she 'did' this lad (as though ANYONE would do her) and now she's 8 month pregnant, yet funnily enough, her belly just looks flabby like it did 8 months ago, so she's clearly not pregnant, and she says stuff like 'when I was a baby someone chucked a trolly through my window and I nearly died'. She goes around with BIG MANKY EFFER headphones on singing 'Tommy Kittin' as she likes to call them, aka Atomic Kitten.

God, I'm from the same place as these two people Kill me, KILL ME NOW!
lol, there are some freaks around in this world!!
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Old 21-07-2007, 14:36 Craig is offline   #10
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Years and years. And EVERYBODY in Hartlepool knows a lot about him lol.

Like Divvy Sharon, she goes around stopping random people in the street lying about stuff, like saying she 'did' this lad (as though ANYONE would do her) and now she's 8 month pregnant, yet funnily enough, her belly just looks flabby like it did 8 months ago, so she's clearly not pregnant, and she says stuff like 'when I was a baby someone chucked a trolly through my window and I nearly died'. She goes around with BIG MANKY EFFER headphones on singing 'Tommy Kittin' as she likes to call them, aka Atomic Kitten.

God, I'm from the same place as these two people Kill me, KILL ME NOW!
It seems to be the norm that all the freaks come from Hartlepool? :
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Old 21-07-2007, 14:38 poolie_chick is offline   #11
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I hope I'm not classed in your little hypothesis there, Craig!? :yikes:

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Old 21-07-2007, 14:40 Craig is offline   #12
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I hope I'm not classed in your little hypothesis there, Craig!? :yikes:
Noooo! haha: Why would I say such a thing? :animatedfear:
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Old 21-07-2007, 14:42 poolie_chick is offline   #13
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Well I know you wouldn't, cos you're a weirdo but you come from Boro yes:

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Old 21-07-2007, 14:56 boro_boy is offline   #14
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Some more videos from the lovely town of Hartlepool:

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Oh I really want to live there now!!

I'm so happy there is a river between us!!

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Old 21-07-2007, 15:01 Craig is offline   #15
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Is it just me or is that she-male the only thing Hartlepool have to offer?

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