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Craig · 29-07-2007, 12:31

You got to love this guy.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!" Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing the following morning.

While most people would have canceled the Wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride' s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & his best man's reputations in front of 300+ friends & family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a Master Card

"PRICELESS" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
$32,000...

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000...

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui :
$8,500...

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping his best man:
Priceless...

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - - What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

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poolie_chick · 29-07-2007, 20:38

yes: I like this guy

boro_boy · 29-07-2007, 20:43

Thats quality.

superally · 29-07-2007, 20:46

What a star going thru with the wedding,cool as clint eastwood!

RedRabbit · 30-07-2007, 19:08

Shit... bravo :eusa_clap:

this is the kind of guy they recruit at MI6 :animatedfear:
cool customer under any circumstance

FATPIPE · 31-07-2007, 19:38

got to admit this is qaulity stuff ,don't ya just love it

Yorkshire Tim · 31-07-2007, 19:51

That is quality. What a guy...

29-07-2007, 12:31	#1
Craig Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Middlesbrough I Support: Middlesbrough I am 18 years old Posts: 3,733 Nominations: : 0 Nominated 0 Threads Rep Power: 10	Master Card Wedding You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!" Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing the following morning. While most people would have canceled the Wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride' s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & his best man's reputations in front of 300+ friends & family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a Master Card "PRICELESS" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends: $32,000... Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000... Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500... The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping his best man: Priceless... There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD! "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - - What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. -------

29-07-2007, 20:38	#2
poolie_chick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 7,752 Nominations: : 5 Nominated 3 Threads Rep Power: 9	yes: I like this guy __________________ WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE, IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY! Not you sir! I KNOW THAT NOT EVERYBODY, HAS A BODY LIKE YOU..OWWW!

29-07-2007, 20:43	#3
boro_boy Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Middlesbrough I Support: Middlesbrough I am 27 years old Posts: 16,277 Nominations: : 10 Nominated 5 Threads Rep Power: 10	Thats quality. __________________ An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be!

29-07-2007, 20:46	#4
superally Drunken Admin! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Little Aston.. I Support: The Queens Eleven! I am 87 years old Posts: 12,522 Nominations: : 3 Nominated 6 Threads Rep Power: 10	What a star going thru with the wedding,cool as clint eastwood! __________________ Celtic FC-Ashamed to be Scottish since 1888.-The Famine is Over-Why Don't You Go Home?! VVV Click The Wee Red Thing VVV Help fight Breast Cancer Click Daily.

30-07-2007, 19:08	#5
RedRabbit Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada I Support: Arsenal, Chelsea; but does it really matter? I just wanna watch good football!!! I am 31 years old Posts: 5,516 Nominations: : 1 Nominated 3 Threads Rep Power: 10	Shit... bravo :eusa_clap: this is the kind of guy they recruit at MI6 :animatedfear: cool customer under any circumstance __________________ I'm very responsible, whenever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible.


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31-07-2007, 19:38	#6
FATPIPE Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: north scotland I Support: celtic Posts: 1,411 Nominations: : 0 Nominated 0 Threads Rep Power: 3	got to admit this is qaulity stuff ,don't ya just love it

31-07-2007, 19:51	#7
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