Prisoners Human Rights! A Littlejohn treat for you!

[Lennon Saviour of E]

No need to thank me:

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[Lennon Saviour of E]

Oh fuck it's out of date from this moring already. I'll see if I can get the new one.

[Darren]

Yes it appears that's the case.:tounge_smile:

[Lennon Saviour of E]

Yes it appears that's the case.:tounge_smile:

For some reason they don't seem to transfer to this site. Boro Boy might kindly tweak it when he's available.

[Lennon Saviour of E]

Anyway, this madwoman now styles herself Chaha Oh-Niyol Kai-Whitewind and claims, inevitably, that her "yuman rites" are being violated by the prison authorities at Low Newton, in Durham.

She not only wants a drum, she says she is entitled to potions, spell books and a peace pipe to allow her to practise her religion, which she describes as "Shamanic Paganism".

Minnie Ha-Ha has written to the prison governor, stating: "I do not not believe in violence. I have respect for all life and individuality. This prison, like many others, has an unwritten policy of pagan persecution."

Her respect for human life obviously didn't extend to her 12-week old son, Bidziil, whom she strangled to death for refusing to breastfeed.

She is, of course, stark, staring bonkers. The only thing she needs in her cell is extra padding. But she won't have any difficulty finding some spiv lawyer to take up her case. Don't be surprised if the prison gives in.

That'll be fun for the other inmates. Imagine trying to sleep while Loved By The Buffalo, or whatever she calls herself, is up all night doing a rain dance.

(There's a bloke in the East Stand at Tottenham who bangs a drum at every home game. It's quite amusing from my vantage point on the other side of the ground, but I wouldn't want to sit next to him. Maybe he's the medicine man of the White Hart tribe.)

If Pocahontas gets away with this, you can bet that other prisoners will soon be pulling a similar stroke. Within days, some old lag in the Scrubs will be claiming to be the Last of the Mohicans. Give it time, they'll have their own happy hunting ground on the playing fields at Ford Open.

You may think this is a bit farfetched, but perhaps you missed the story over the weekend that the Home Office is considering building special prisons for Muslims, so that convicted terrorists don't have to mix with filthy infidels. Poor old Captain Hook is whining that he's being bullied in Belmarsh.

We could always arrange a transfer to Guantanamo Bay, where he would feel more at home.

Why stop there? Why not separate nicks for Rastafarians, complete with steel drums, complimentary ganja and a drive-by shooting range?

[Nafe]

I disagree with making a new prison JUST for muslims. They have every other race in there, so I don't see why one group should be suited to. You commit a crime but knowing, before you do so that theres always the possibility that you could get nicked.

Its another way of of 'humoring' the government, to show how easy it is for someone to click there fingers and 90% of the time get what they get.

Prisoners have got it cushy really, some of them that don't really mind committing a crime and going in the nick for it. Its an ever going cycle and if the government don't stamp down on it then it will keep revolving and they'll find themselves in 15 years time speaking of building more prisons.

That was a decent post LSoE, one which I ACTUALLY share a thought on.. :nodyes:

[Lennon Saviour of E]

That was a decent post LSoE, one which I ACTUALLY share a thought on.. :nodyes:

It was the humour that tickled me no end. :hahaha:

It's easy to forget he's making a serious point. Although you, like the wife only seemed to notice the serious point. :nodyes:

I asked her what she thought of it, and she said something like (trying to humour me I'm sure), "he does report some serious issues".

To which I replied, "He doesn't get paid 700 grand a year for reporting serious issues. Any fucker can do that".

"You might as well get a bloke from the Metro to do it for peanuts".

"Or a monkey".