Rangers Media!

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Post links to all goals etc here.or anything else gers related or taking the piss out of the unwashed.

Heres a start.

YouTube - Scum Of The Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3YZDfwlNZk)


YouTube - Hartson with Celtic scum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0A0oq5xxTc)


YouTube - Celtic Scum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFulRB4MBok)

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Goals V St Mirren-11/8/07.
YouTube - Rangers V St Mirren 11/8/07 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8pI6mGD8q0)


radio wind up!

YouTube - glasgow radio station (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InF9B3rParg)

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That wind up is really funny!

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YouTube - Celtic fans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD9OHAwiYoA&mode=related&search=)

[RottenIsAGunner]

I look forward to more highlites over the course of the season. Since we don't get any SPL coverage here I must rely on you tube to keep up to date. Good stuff :)

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Some classics here,including Davie Coopers V the scum dryborough cup final of 81!

YouTube - Rangers greatest Goals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUW9HQNZAQI&mode=related&search=)

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Gers V Falkirk,7-2,18/8/07.
YouTube - Rangers Magnificent Seven v Falkirk Twa 7-2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twhdpmZjy6E)

[Suge1314]

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG27qGTMXa4

This is old but I found it really funny lol

[Suge1314]

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V51IzMuTlpg

The legend that is Jorg Albertz! Quality!!

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V killie,25/08/07.
BBC SPORT | Football | Scottish Premier (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/default.stm)

[Suge1314]

I suppose this is good news but I think it would have been better to wait and let him develop as he wont get into the team roight away I feel.

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Celtic park.aka paradise.
YouTube - Celtic Park aka "Paradise" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCxuEWh3Eks)

[Dee4life]

Lol the wind up is quality.

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V Killie, 1/12/07.

BBC SPORT | Football | Scottish Premier | Rangers 2-0 Kilmarnock (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/7120208.stm)

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SCUM!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFtKuFAt6vk&feature=related

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Scum of the highest degree!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM_ax89ge-w&feature=related

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We are the people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko8RXUwKCD0&feature=related

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Most of Celtics history was stolen from Hibernian FC, who which they even wanted to sue their name "Glasgow Hibernian". This however was scrapped, and in the glory days of the 90s where their superior and greater neighbours won 9 league titles and limited celtics trophy count to 3 in 9 years.

Celtic fans will often used their Extinct cup run in 1967 as a valid point of argument, the only reason they use this though is because they have nothing else to better that of their superior neighbours.

It is often laughed at however, because of how poor this tournament was in the days of the 60s.


Celtic’s club song is You'll Never Walk Alone, they nicked it from Liverpool. Various claims that Celtic fans sang the song because they love Liverpool have been dismissed as 'laughable'. Another Celtic song of note is the gloriously jingoistic ode to that annoyingly hard version of snowfall, 'Hail Hail' which, of course, is also sung by Everton and most clubs in Britain. Celtic can claim 'Fields of Athenry' as their own, although many fans are perplexed as to how close a connection the Irish of western Scotland can have to a large Greek city. Indeed, most of their ditties have the square root of feck all to do with Scotland and even less apprently to do with football.
[edit] Fans

It is unknown if Celtic have any fans, as most of the people who travel to games generally communicate in Irish and are therefore incomprehensible. It is also known that "fans" think that they are irish , This is Known as 'McGeaditis'. Their trade-mark 'knuckles along the ground' walking technique is a symptom of a bizarre process of devolution among Glaswegians of the green persuasion. However, despite being a "scottish" team, most fan think they are Irish, and that Celtic is in NO WAY a British team. This however is quickly contradicted when these very smart celtic fans claim their club was "the first BRITISH team to win a european cup". A theory has been launched that Celtic fans are so devolved because Parkhead is actually a giant mobile phone mast. A recent investigation into the origin of the mast resulted in Celtic F.C. filing a law-suit against the phone company Orange. Celtic argued that that was the problem in the first place. Thier current manager wee Gooordaan Strachan has described them as having devil dogs and drinking 6 packs of Kestral. Celtic fans are known to be celtic-minded - born in scotland but singing irish songs, waving the tri-colour and thinking they are Irish when they are actually Scottish, hard as they will deny it.

Common factors to look for when trying to spot a Celtc 'Fan':

-Monobrow

-Eyes Crossing and around three intact teeth in their mouth.

-Ginger hair and a freckly face, quite often ravaged by the onset of heroin addiction and alcoholism

-Pish stained troosers, again linked into alcoholism.

- A huge swinging crucifix dangling from their neck, even though most couldn't tell you what the inside of a chapel looked like.

-The obligatory "green 'n' grey" shirt, or 'ra hoops' as the native call it. Often their only garment of clothing, never washed thus changing from white to grey.
[edit] Honors

“I think there’s a binary opposition here, victory and Celtic? Together?”

~ Claude Levi Strauss on Celtic

European Cup 1967. During the 80's/90's the sum of their efforts amounted to a Tennents Sixes.

For other honours, see Rangers FC and add Take away about 20 from the final total then you will se how pitful they are against thier Glasgow rival Rangers