blondes

[Kolo]

not by me but i just thought they were funny

Two blondes walk into a building, surely one of them would've noticed it.
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What do you do, if a blonde throws a Grenade at you?

Pull the pin, and throw it back.
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A blonde walks into a computer shop, and ask for some curtains, man at the desk goes "why do you need curtains", blonde replies "Duh i have Windows.
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A blonde rings her friend for her number.
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2000 blondes have attended a meeting in a secret place, to prove that blondes aren't thick. The head of the blondes asks a random blonde up to the stand. The head blonde goes "Right we are going to ask you questions, to prove we're not thick". She says ok. " OK what is 5+2", and the blonde hesitates, and replies "um 52", and the other blondes go "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE". So then the head blonde asks " 3x3", the blonde hesitates again, and replies "87". And the blondes go "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE". Head blonde says "One more chance only", "What is 2+2", the blonde hesitates, replies "4". And the other blondes go "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE".
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4 blondes are driving up to DisneyLand, and they are almost there, when they see a sign saying 'DisneyLand Left', so they go home.
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[Kolo]

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for her to pull over.

When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face. "Oh you think that's funny.? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tyres. Now she's laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is almost falling over. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle."