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boro_boy · 14-08-2007, 15:20

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Becky was on her deathbed with her husband Jake maintaining a steady vigil by her side.

As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face,splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling Jake," she whispered.

"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."

But she was insistent. "Jake," she said in her tired voice "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake. "It's alright.
Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Jake. I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father."

Jake mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand.

"Hush now Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," he said.

"You do?" she asked.

"Yes, I do. Why do you think I poisoned you, you c*nt?"

**Simonutd** · 14-08-2007, 15:57

lol qulaity, ha ha

RedRabbit · 14-08-2007, 15:59

domcassells · 14-08-2007, 16:40

still laughing now, love it

Powerhitter0418 · 17-08-2007, 17:57

That's pretty good. lol

poolie_chick · 17-08-2007, 18:04

yes: made me giggle that... sounds like something SA would do.

yippi · 23-08-2007, 07:38

14-08-2007, 15:20	#1
boro_boy Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Middlesbrough I Support: Middlesbrough I am 28 years old Posts: 16,665 Nominated 6 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 4 Rep Power: 10	Death bed Found on OSR forums Becky was on her deathbed with her husband Jake maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face,splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Jake," she whispered. "Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk." But she was insistent. "Jake," she said in her tired voice "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake. "It's alright. Everything's all right, go to sleep now." "No, no. I must die in peace, Jake. I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father." Jake mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand. "Hush now Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," he said. "You do?" she asked. "Yes, I do. Why do you think I poisoned you, you cnt?" __________________ Click The Banner Below*

14-08-2007, 15:59	#3
RedRabbit Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada I Support: Arsenal, Chelsea; but does it really matter? I just wanna watch good football!!! I am 32 years old Posts: 5,979 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	__________________ I'm very responsible, whenever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible.

17-08-2007, 18:04	#6
poolie_chick Football Fan Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,438 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	yes: made me giggle that... sounds like something SA would do. __________________

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