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hammer9 · 18-08-2007, 10:58

A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

yes:

bernlt · 23-08-2007, 06:21

:thumbup1:
yes:
yes:

yippi · 23-08-2007, 06:51

haha:

18-08-2007, 10:58	#1
hammer9 Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: London, UK I Support: West Ham, Bournemouth, C.Palace I am 38 years old Posts: 3,623 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 5	Fart A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price." yes:

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23-08-2007, 06:21	#2
bernlt Trainee Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil I Support: Flamengo Posts: 3 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 0	:thumbup1: yes: yes:

23-08-2007, 06:51	#3
yippi Football Fan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Austria I Support: Rabid Wien Posts: 48 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 0	haha:

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