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FATPIPE · 31-08-2007, 19:51

Condoms....... go on have a little smile

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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very

Sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to

Find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen
anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.

The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you.

You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.

We know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well,

Give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry,

Thereâ€™s no known cure.

We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams in horror,
"Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your

Only choice".

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more

About the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely

lare disease".

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do?

My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"

What cut you dick off!!! The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
"Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way.

No need to opelate!" "Oh,

Thank God!", the man replies.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "Youno worry! Wait two weeks, fall off by itself!

You save money."

haha:haha:yes:

superally · 31-08-2007, 19:57

thats tickled me!

I can just picture the wee chinese guy saying it!

Powerhitter0418 · 31-08-2007, 20:01

That sounds familiar.

superally · 11-09-2007, 19:55

come on pipe,give us some more matey.:thumbup1:

poolie_chick · 12-09-2007, 15:42

That's funny as owt

31-08-2007, 19:51	#1
FATPIPE Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: north scotland I Support: celtic Posts: 1,419 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 3	Condoms....... go on have a little smile Condoms....... go on have a little smile -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very Sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to Find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days. The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, Give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, Thereâ€™s no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion". The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your Only choice". The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more About the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease". The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?" What cut you dick off!!! The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!" "Oh, Thank God!", the man replies. "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "Youno worry! Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money." haha:haha:yes:

31-08-2007, 19:57	#2
superally Drunken Admin! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Little Aston.. I Support: The Queens Eleven! I am 87 years old Posts: 12,973 Nominated 10 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 2 Rep Power: 14	thats tickled me! I can just picture the wee chinese guy saying it! __________________ Celtic FC-Ashamed to be Scottish since 1888.-The Famine is Over-Why Don't You Go Home?! VVV Click The Wee Red Thing VVV Help fight Breast Cancer Click Daily.

11-09-2007, 19:55	#4
superally Drunken Admin! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Little Aston.. I Support: The Queens Eleven! I am 87 years old Posts: 12,973 Nominated 10 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 2 Rep Power: 14	come on pipe,give us some more matey.:thumbup1: __________________ Celtic FC-Ashamed to be Scottish since 1888.-The Famine is Over-Why Don't You Go Home?! VVV Click The Wee Red Thing VVV Help fight Breast Cancer Click Daily.

12-09-2007, 15:42	#5
poolie_chick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,198 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	That's funny as owt __________________ WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE, IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY! Not you sir! I KNOW THAT NOT EVERYBODY, HAS A BODY LIKE YOU..OWWW!

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