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FATPIPE · 31-08-2007, 19:56

Titanic....

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Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" by James Cameron & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories.

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report......

Titanic:....... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:...... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:....... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:...... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:....... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:...... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:....... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:....... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:...... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:....... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton :..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:....... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
haha:

superally · 31-08-2007, 20:00

who the fook comes up with em eh?

good enough!

31-08-2007, 19:56	#1
FATPIPE Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: north scotland I Support: celtic Posts: 1,419 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 3	Titanic.... Titanic.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" by James Cameron & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report...... Titanic:....... Cost - $29.99 Clinton:...... Cost - $29.99 Titanic:....... Over 3 hours to read Clinton:...... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:....... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:...... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:....... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:....... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:...... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton :..... Let's not go there. Titanic:....... Rose gets to keep her jewelry Clinton :..... Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic:....... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton :..... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing. haha:

31-08-2007, 20:00	#2
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