SuperAlly and Hail Hail to wed.

[Black Swan]

Having only been on the forum a few weeks, it gives me great pleasure in announcing the great news that Super and Hail are to be married.

The ceremony will be held at the home of Queens Park. ( the oldest and most traditional football team in Scotland).

There will be 2 best men, Ally McCoist and Billy McNeill.

The ceremony will coincide with the abolition of all but one religion.

The only religion that will now be recognised worldwide is the Love of Football Brotherhood.

All football matches will now be free of charge to all who wish to worship at their respective club games.

All players will now represent their chosen team free of charge.

All players will be housed, fed and trained by their respective clubs in a Gladiator style way, reminiscent of old.

It will be an honour to wear the club badge.

All gladiators will sign a lifetime contract for the club they choose to represent.

Any breach of contract will mean a lifetime ban from our beloved sport and exile to Lancashire.

Donations will however be accepted on match days to fund the housing and feeding of all gladiators.

Gladiators will train, eat and sleep football, nothing else.

They will pledge their life to the badge.

SuperAlly and HailHail will be leaders of this New Worldwide Church.

May their union be a happy and fruitful relationship.


Further details to follow.

Love Football.

[RedRabbit]

Ally McCoist!!! damn, its a true celebrity wedding!:nodyes:

[superally]

Any breach of contract will mean a lifetime ban from our beloved sport and exile to Lancashire.

I best behave then cos theres no way i wanna be sent to lancashire!

[westboy]

hahaha great post!

[Simonutd]

lol quality, but thats nuffin wrong with Lancashire, its better than yorkshire

[superally]

Donations will however be accepted on match days to fund the housing and feeding of all .

Im not happy about that,begging is the celtic tradition,your being biased against SA.:thumbsdownsmileyani:ranting:(where the fooks the crying smiley gone?)

[westboy]

:cry_smile:

[Black Swan]

Im not happy about that,begging is the celtic tradition,your being biased against SA.:thumbsdownsmileyani:ranting:(where the fooks the crying smiley gone?)


Unhappiness is bad, but it is however your choice.

Banish thoughts of bias from your mind.

Follow the new way, be positive, learn to forgive.

Always remember - That to bear ill feelings towards someone else is more damaging to the bearer than the recipient.

For your own sake, forgive quickly and freely.

Learn to accept, not Hail Hail, but the new way HAIL ALE.

Go in peace and LOVE FOOTBALL.
:angel:

[superally]

ALE.

Thats the only word i like from that fookin lot!:nod:

[poolie_chick]

:roflmao: This is mint

[superally]

:roflmao: This is mint

I thought princess poolie may object to SA doing a bit of bigamy!!

Hailhail has got no chance really tho.I dont do beastiality!

[westboy]

smells more like parsley to me

[Black Swan]

Progress can be slow, but keep the faith Ally, your angst will subside.

I feel you are a somewhat of a BITTER man maybe,a LAGER than life character.

Remember - Do your stress levels a favour and take on changes one at a time.

You have accepted the ALE, next is accepting the HAIL for who he is.

[superally]

LAGER ALE, .
Thats my language!:nod:

[poolie_chick]

I feel you are a somewhat of a BITTER man maybe,a LAGER than life character.

:roflmao: Nice use of English there

[westboy]

I always thought you'd make a great couple, you should stop WINEing all the time though.

[poolie_chick]

I don't like all these puns, Mr. SA has never touched alcohol in his life, how very dare you all do this :nodyes:

[westboy]

That's not the SPIRIT poolie...

[Black Swan]

There we have it Ally, profile complete, you are you say a Lager drinking unhappy person.

This gives us at the Love Football Church so much to go on, we can now start to cleanse your soul of all your demons.

Don't despair Mr Ally all is not lost, every lost soul is retrievable.

Remember - A glass of chilled water will calm you more than most other liquids (Lager included)

A cup of warm water will calm you even more. Chill.:angel:

[westboy]

I'm sure it's going to turn out to be a STELLA relationship

[poolie_chick]

:roflmao: SA, I think you need to get them sorted, they're taking the pee now. Well, they were in the first place but still

[Black Swan]

:roflmao: Nice use of English there

Must be my tick Yorkshire upbringing, born in a hole in the road, can't tha tell pondie

[Black Swan]

I don't like all these puns, Mr. SA has never touched alcohol in his life, how very dare you all do this :nodyes:


Good use of English what.:ocassion14:

[poolie_chick]

Good use of English what.:ocassion14:

What?.......

[Black Swan]

Originate don't imitate? :gaydance:What.

[superally]

:roflmao: SA, I think you need to get them sorted, they're taking the pee now. Well, they were in the first place but still

Nah its quite good me thinks.Somewhat misguided but good enough!

[poolie_chick]

:nodyes: At least they're mentioning alcohol-related words

[superally]

:nodyes: At least they're mentioning alcohol-related words

Sort em out for me!!
Its your duty!:LolLolLolLol:

[poolie_chick]

OI! PISS-TAKIN' TW@TS, LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE, or else we'll both knack you all! MWA HA HAAAA!!

[superally]

OI! PISS-TAKIN' TW@TS, LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE, or else we'll both knack you all! MWA HA HAAAA!!

Im so proud!:kiss::clap::present::pizza:

[poolie_chick]

:icon_redface: So the divorce is off then? :nodyes:

[superally]

:icon_redface: So the divorce is off then? :nodyes:

Permanently.:nod:

[poolie_chick]

That's good, now you can book me on that holiday with you :nodyes:

[Suge1314]

Can I just say to Black Swan? Those are some of my favourite posts since I've been a member. Very good!:thumbup1:

Hope you keep it up!

[poolie_chick]

Yes, he is rather humorous isn't he :nodyes: it'll be even funnier on Saturday when I take my Poolie boys to Leeds to kick their arses :nodyes:

[superally]

Yes, he is rather humorous isn't he :nodyes: it'll be even funnier on Saturday when I take my Poolie boys to Leeds to kick their arses :nodyes:

Aye hes funny enough!!
Anybody who thinks SA would marry HH needs their arse kicking. Hope your all wearing big heavy boots poolie!:thumbup1:

[poolie_chick]

Hope your all wearing big heavy boots poolie!:thumbup1:

How many of me are there? :nodyes:

[superally]

How many of me are there? :nodyes:

sorry you said your poolie boys,so i thought a few of ya! Im not like saying your a fat chick.SA would not be married to a fat chick,cyber or not!

[poolie_chick]

:roflmao: hahaha. For all you know, I could be a big fatty, Mr. Sa, and now you've already married me :nodyes:

Anyway, yea, Saturday.... Leeds v Pools. Come on the Poolie boys :D

[superally]

I could be a big fatty, Mr. Sa, and now you've already married me

Nah you cant be,its just wrong being fat!

[poolie_chick]

Lmfao... I'm 5 foot 8 inches and I weigh 13 stone :roflmao:

[poolie_chick]

I'm kidding by the way :nodyes: I weigh 9 and a little bit really

[superally]

I got a really fat mate,about 5-5 tall,for his weight he should be 18 feet tall.I call him haribo.

[poolie_chick]

Lmao :nodyes:

It's like this guy here, everybody calls him Fatty Sherry :nodyes:

Anyways, a woman's weight doesn't matter as you have to count boobs in there, which take up A REALLY HIGH percentage of her body weight, unless she's just plain fat :nodyes:

Are you on the radio now by the way?

[superally]

Aye im on the radio.

And you cant be fat cos when i carry you over the threshold i aint making two trips!

[poolie_chick]

:roflmao: Hahaha. I'm not fat :D Don't worry

And nice one, I didn't know you liked Biffy Clyro or Maroon 5 :D :gaydance:

[superally]

I like lots of that kinda stuff!

[poolie_chick]

Nice one :D

I thought Biffy Clyro would be more your kind of thind than Maroon 5, like. I love Biffy Clyro's new song, though his cat eyes are freaky in the video for it :nodyes:

[superally]

maroon 5 are a bit poppy for me,i just got loads of random stuff on the pc,and its playing randomly.some good comedy stuff in there too.

[poolie_chick]

I love Maroon 5. They're more indie/cocktail barrish than pop but they are a lot lighter than your kind of music.

Put Biffy Clyro's Saturday Superhouse on :D Or is it Sunday? Deary me :icon_redface:

[superally]

playing the new album for ya now!

[poolie_chick]

I love Biffy Clyro :thumbup1: I could have been going to see him in October but I'm going on holiday instead :nodyes: I'm gutted now :(

[superally]

I got some good gigs in november. foo fighters,stereophonics,motorhead,alice cooper.all in a week.

[poolie_chick]

:yikes: You lucky twat

[superally]

Aye also chubby brown in december,i also have tickets for chubs in great yarmouth this weekend.

[poolie_chick]

Very nice :D

Sit near the front so he can take the piss out of you :nodyes:

[superally]

Very nice :D

Sit near the front so he can take the piss out of you :nodyes:

Ive seen him live so many times he probably knows me,have also met him a couple of times too.Hes my hero.

[poolie_chick]

Yes, you're very alike, or so it seems :nodyes: In fact, you're that alike that I'm convinced you're his hero

[superally]

I seem to always remember when i hear something funny!!Tho i cant remember where i live after a few on saturdat nights.

[poolie_chick]

:nodyes: That's cos on a Saturday Night, there's 0% of blood in your alcohol stream

[superally]

Most nights are turning into saturday nights lately.staying home i drink much more.

[superally]

The wedding is off by the way!!