Black Swan
07-09-2007, 23:50
Yorkshire and in particular Leeds have today been put on security alert.
Any pets, animals and livestock must be either locked away safely, or at the very least be fully supervised for the next 36 hours.
This is a very worrying time for all Yorkshire folk who have pets or indeed work with animals.
Mrs Smethurst of Chapletown in Leeds when interviewed today stated "by heck this is nowt but nasty, I've had my Little John for 9 years now, ever since he wor a pup"
Assistant Chief Officer Jack Hebblewhite of the local RSPCA, stated " We have taken advice from Parliament, and fully agree with the sanctions put forward. We ask all good Yorkshire folk to keep all pets, animals and livestock indoors for the next 36 hours. We urge everyone in Yorkshire not to panic"
The decision to take this action was taken today, when the last ditch attempt by the Yorkshire Republican Army, failed in their bid to have the savages from Hartlepool banned from traveling to Leeds, for the football match between Gods own Leeds United and yes THE MONKEY HANGERS from Hartlepool.
Although the Hartlepool savages prefer HANGING MONKEYS, it is well known that the MONKEY HANGERS will hang any animal, if when questioned it does not answer in the English tongue.
Outrageous as this is to good Yorkshire folk, who feel again let down by the EVIL FA in this shocking decision.
Is there no end to our suffering.
Only this week one of Hartlepools TOP HANGERS, a female known only as POOLIE CHICK, actually threatened to hang one of Yorkshires Swans, a despicable sort she sounds.
Mr P ( he wished to remain anonymous) in fact his name doesn't even start with a P, of Pontefract, aged 87, said today from a secret address, which we will obviously not publish, "I fought int' last war for likes o these savages, now me budgie int even safe"
A sad reflection on todays society.
Take care Yorkshire folk, keep those dear little creatures safe.
Any pets, animals and livestock must be either locked away safely, or at the very least be fully supervised for the next 36 hours.
This is a very worrying time for all Yorkshire folk who have pets or indeed work with animals.
Mrs Smethurst of Chapletown in Leeds when interviewed today stated "by heck this is nowt but nasty, I've had my Little John for 9 years now, ever since he wor a pup"
Assistant Chief Officer Jack Hebblewhite of the local RSPCA, stated " We have taken advice from Parliament, and fully agree with the sanctions put forward. We ask all good Yorkshire folk to keep all pets, animals and livestock indoors for the next 36 hours. We urge everyone in Yorkshire not to panic"
The decision to take this action was taken today, when the last ditch attempt by the Yorkshire Republican Army, failed in their bid to have the savages from Hartlepool banned from traveling to Leeds, for the football match between Gods own Leeds United and yes THE MONKEY HANGERS from Hartlepool.
Although the Hartlepool savages prefer HANGING MONKEYS, it is well known that the MONKEY HANGERS will hang any animal, if when questioned it does not answer in the English tongue.
Outrageous as this is to good Yorkshire folk, who feel again let down by the EVIL FA in this shocking decision.
Is there no end to our suffering.
Only this week one of Hartlepools TOP HANGERS, a female known only as POOLIE CHICK, actually threatened to hang one of Yorkshires Swans, a despicable sort she sounds.
Mr P ( he wished to remain anonymous) in fact his name doesn't even start with a P, of Pontefract, aged 87, said today from a secret address, which we will obviously not publish, "I fought int' last war for likes o these savages, now me budgie int even safe"
A sad reflection on todays society.
Take care Yorkshire folk, keep those dear little creatures safe.