SHOCK NEW DIRECTIVE TO REFS

[Black Swan]

Reports today confirm that an undercover reporter, revealed that a new directive was issued to referees and all officials officiating in all games involving Leeds United Football Club.

The directive was both instructive and yet threatening.

The instruction read

1. In all future matches involving Leeds United, starting with the Gillingham v Leeds United game, referees must endeavour to send off 2 Leeds United players.

2. Referees must use their own initiative in reasons why players should be sent from the field of play.

3. Any referee not complying with this instruction will be struck off from the official league referee list.

The said referee being relegated to the Milton Keynes Sunday League Division 8 Reserve League, kick off time 8.30am every Sunday morning.

This directive will hopefully be a short term measure, it will be in force until Leeds United are defeated in Division 1.

If Leeds United remain unbeaten, instructions will follow regarding the sending off of a further player. Bringing the total players send off to a maximum of 3 Leeds United per game.

All the other 23 clubs in the League have voted in favour of these directives.:roflmao:

[Craig]

Lmao, please tell me that's not true? :roflmao:

[FATPIPE]

brilliant

[Black Swan]

Lmao, please tell me that's not true? :roflmao:

It is totally 100% true.

By Boxing Day it will give The Monkey Hangers a chance, we will still be unbeaten, so will have 3 players sent off. We will still beat em.:roflmao: