HARTLEPOOL SLUMP TO TENTH DEFEAT

[Black Swan]

The Monkey Hangers slump to their TENTH league defeat of the season.

Hopefully their 11th will follow shortly:thumbup:

[poolie_chick]

Yea, we've definitely been performing terrible this season. At the start of the season I had no doubts we were capable of staying in this league and putting up a good performance but we've just been playing awful lately and we need a good kick up the arse to get us sorted. We also need to get rid of our keeper who has a habit of coming out of the box and wonders why he lets so many goals in. The fcuking idiot.

Lets just hope we kick your arses to give us a boost for the new year :thumbup1: :D

You coming to the old Vic on Boxing Day, Black Swan? :)

[steed]

Why can't Danny Wilson see why your letting so many goals in? If the keepers so crap why doesn't he get a replacement in?

[poolie_chick]

Frig knows. The goalie has improved a bit over the past few days, though and today he played very well but he let himself down in the last minute so Leeds come away with a point from the match.

Both times we've played Leeds, we've been the better team, the stronger team, the NOT CHEATING FCUKING TWAT team and we've still failed to come away with a win. Oh, and Black Swan... Our 11th defeat may come shortly... just not against you scummy lot :nodyes:

[poolie_chick]

Last few matches, even. Not days :p

[Black Swan]

Leeds United and hartlepool both registered their 4th draw of the season in an epic 1-1 draw today.

The only differences between the 2 teams is the FACT that Leeds have only lost 2 league games this season, hartlepool however have lost 10:roflmao:

[poolie_chick]

Lol you're such a big boy you are, almost a man, eh. Silly little boy. Your team are scum, just like their "fans", if that's what they claim to be these days.

I almost forgot, who taught all of your players how to play football? I was just wondering because at Hartlepool, we don't really class dragging people and diving sky high as playing football. :)

[steed]

I think it was Beckford who got an injury time winner against us ??

You say your goalie let you down again Poolie Chick? Wilson should do something about it before it gets too late.

[poolie_chick]

Yea, definitely. I always think with goal keepers, because obviously you don't have many other options to replace them with, you should keep them on their toes by putting them on the bench if they play a few crap games. Every other player has that happen to them in this league so why should goalies be any different? If they keep getting on first team, it makes them think it's ok to have a crap game, when it's not.

[bosso20640]

A Late equaliser is always a killer blow!!!!

[cliffy]

Still, I bet 3 or 4 seasons ago, I bet you never thought you'd be seeing leeds at your ground never mind picking a point up against them

[poolie_chick]

That's not the point. They're only in our league cos the scummy lot couldn't stay in the Championship. Twice we should have came away with 3 points from them and overall we only came away with 1. Not that it matters like, the idiotic cheating fuckers will be fcuking back off to the league above next season so we can get back to some proper football :)

[Black Swan]

Lol you're such a big boy you are, almost a man, eh. Silly little boy. Your team are scum, just like their "fans", if that's what they claim to be these days.

I almost forgot, who taught all of your players how to play football? I was just wondering because at Hartlepool, we don't really class dragging people and diving sky high as playing football. :)

Thanks for your input :roflmao:

[Black Swan]

That's not the point. They're only in our league cos the scummy lot couldn't stay in the Championship. Twice we should have came away with 3 points from them and overall we only came away with 1. Not that it matters like, the idiotic cheating fuckers will be fcuking back off to the league above next season so we can get back to some proper football :)

Could I complain about the language, very uncouth and totally unwarranted :roflmao:

[poolie_chick]

Complain then. Please, do :)

[superally]

Could I complain about the language, :

I doubt you could complain because i doubt anybody likes you enough to take you seriously!:nod:

[Black Swan]

That's not the point. They're only in our league cos the scummy lot couldn't stay in the Championship. Twice we should have came away with 3 points from them and overall we only came away with 1. Not that it matters like, the idiotic cheating fuckers will be fcuking back off to the league above next season so we can get back to some proper football :)

Could I complain about the language, very uncouth and totally unwarranted :roflmao:

I doubt you could complain because i doubt anybody likes you enough to take you seriously!:nod:

Devastated:roflmao:

Come along the rangers
Buckle up your belts
You'll mebbe beat the Hearts
But you'll never beat the Celts:roflmao:

[superally]

Devastated:roflmao:

Come along the rangers
Buckle up your belts
You'll mebbe beat the Hearts
But you'll never beat the Celts:roflmao:


Note the age old saying-Only a fool laughs at his own jokes!

Note unwarranted use of smileys too!

[Black Swan]

Note the age old saying-Only a fool laughs at his own jokes!

Note unwarranted use of smileys too!

Oh slapped wrist, but we will forget about the closed shop regarding swearing, impartiality.

One rule for some and another for the mighty staff, same old story, power tripping.

[superally]

One rule for some and another for the mighty staff, , power tripping.

More a case of know your place little boy!:nod:

[Black Swan]

More a case of know your place little boy!:nod:

Yeah dead right old man, although I find my post exhilaratingly funny I will not add a smiley for fear of a reprimand from Jose Mehedi.

[Black Swan]

Note the age old saying-Only a fool laughs at his own jokes!

Note - Only a fool would say that.

IMO amazingly funny but I shall restrain from using a smiley, great this, off thread but so amazingly side splittingly funny old man

[superally]

IMO amazingly funny but I shall restrain from using a smiley, great this, off thread but so amazingly side splittingly funny old man


How Cute!:icon_redface:

[Black Swan]

How Cute!:icon_redface:

Thank you, is that smiley warranted.

Cute, what a nice word.

[superally]

Thank you, is that smiley warranted.

Cute, what a nice word.

MMMMM black swan. location yorkshire??

You sure about that?.

[Black Swan]

MMMMM black swan. location yorkshire??

You sure about that?.

Sure.

Not so sure about the pathetic blushing smiley though, makes me gip.

NOTE - NS

[superally]

Sure.

Thought so!! Just needed confirmation,that you come from the place that spurns the most dull,boring,even minutely irritating people on the planet!!

[Black Swan]

Thought so!! Just needed confirmation,that you come from the place that spurns the most dull,boring,even minutely irritating people on the planet!!

Yeah agreed, no smiley, we work hard at perfecting dull image, I lig not.

NOTE - LIG is Yorkshire dialect

[Black Swan]

Thought so!! Just needed confirmation,that you come from the place that spurns the most dull,boring,even minutely irritating people on the planet!!

By the way SPURN means to reject old man

[Black Swan]

Thought so!! Just needed confirmation,that you come from the place that spurns the most dull,boring,even minutely irritating people on the planet!!

So you are right asking for confirmation.

1. Yes we do SPURN the most dull, boring and irritating people.

2. We try hard to achieve the same level of dullness as the rest of humanity.

3. Because of our intellect and brightness this leaves us in an unfortunate position of superiority, so yes we SPURN the unfortunate dull, boring etc persons.

4. Yorkshire born people are intelligent NOT DULL.

5. So yes I agree with you old man, I will reiterate and confirm your point.

NOTE- NS

[steed]

Hartlepools 10th defeat ???

I shall refrain from using a smiley in fear of a reprimand.

[Black Swan]

Hartlepools 10th defeat ???

I shall refrain from using a smiley in fear of a reprimand.

Yeah agreed, lets make it a smiley free zone.

Bad defeat for you at Gillingham, down in deepest Kent.

We both got kippered yesterday. Still roll on tuesday.

[steed]

Was gutted by that defeat at Gillingham Black Swan. I was sure we'd get 3 points down there. At least got back on track against Huddersield albeit only just in injury time !!

Was surprised to see your lads get beat then again at home to Oldham !! What's happened to Leeds to derail (a little) ??

[Black Swan]

Was gutted by that defeat at Gillingham Black Swan. I was sure we'd get 3 points down there. At least got back on track against Huddersield albeit only just in injury time !!

Was surprised to see your lads get beat then again at home to Oldham !! What's happened to Leeds to derail (a little) ??

Oldham did a good job on us, IMO the better team won. 3-0 down at half time, we did win the second half, but in all honesty they created as many second half chances as Leeds.

I don't think we have gone off rail, I have mentioned in various posts that Leeds have been getting good results but not playing particularly well, we have got points when maybe our play hasn't quite merited it. But in all matches the players have worked from start to finish, hence we have scored a lot of late goals.

But all in all I believe most Leeds fans will be pleased with our progress this season, after the deduction and with Big Den now getting on with creating "his side" we can hopefully continue to improve and mount a serious challenge for automatic promotion.

It will be hard because although we have only had a few injuries to key midfielders, we have taken a few defeats, Douglas and Howson have recently been injured and Derry refused to cut his loan spell at Palace short.

But we have just signed Sebastian Sorsa on a Bosman from HJK Helsinki, the ex Finnish U21 player is a right winger, but not a prolific scorer.

Den is also in for Dean Morgan [24yo] from Luton and Jason Puncheon [21yo] from Barnet. But I think a regular quality left back is a must for us in the months to come.

Onward to Saturday and hopefully 3 points.

[steed]

Pretty good wy to bounce back !! Northampton are no mugs as they showed us at our place. Took us an injury time goal to nab a point. Did you go to the game?? If so was 3-0 fair ?