test for dementia

[Daywalker]

This Test is a little old but thought it would still be good to share.













Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them
instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?


Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
first question.


Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another
1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000?


The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your
day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?


Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again


Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.


Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?


He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.


KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

[Simonutd]

ha ha thats uality, lol, i like thingd like that

[Shanks1965]

Originally Posted by Daywalker

This Test is a little old but thought it would still be good to share.















Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them
instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?


Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
first question.


Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another
1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000?


The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your
day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?


Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again


Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.


Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?


He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.


KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

I only got the Mary one right & I still get the maths one to 5000:animatedfear:

What stage am I at?:animatedfear:

[Middlesbrough No1 Fan]

Originally Posted by Shanks1965

I only got the Mary one right & I still get the maths one to 5000:animatedfear:

What stage am I at?:animatedfear:

you still get 5000 .its simple maths yes:

[cliffy]

Originally Posted by Middlesbrough No1 Fan

you still get 5000 .its simple maths yes:

still get 5000 as well. pretty weird like i must say

[Simonutd]

your adding uyp all th 2 digit numbers ie 10, 40 and the others they add up to 100 not 1000 took me 2 go's

[Middlesbrough No1 Fan]

1000 + 40 = 1040

+1000 = 2040

+30 = 2070

+1000 = 3070

+20 = 3090

+1000 = 4090

and what does it equal when you add 10?? i got it first time

[cliffy]

Originally Posted by Middlesbrough No1 Fan

1000 + 40 = 1040

+1000 = 2040

+30 = 2070

+1000 = 3070

+20 = 3090

+1000 = 4090

and what does it equal when you add 10?? i got it first time

aye, i does equal 5000. i did it on a quackalator and it came up 41000

[Middlesbrough No1 Fan]

4090 +10 - 4100 yes:

[Shanks1965]

Originally Posted by Middlesbrough No1 Fan

you still get 5000 .its simple maths yes:

1000
40
1000
30
1000
20
1000
10
-----
41000 oh yeh what a t1t!!!

Guess it wont be long before I'm in a home

[cliffy]

Originally Posted by Middlesbrough No1 Fan

4090 +10 - 4100 yes:

aww **** yeah. haha what a knob head. I seriously saw it as 4900

[Middlesbrough No1 Fan]

Originally Posted by cliffy

aww **** yeah. haha what a knob head. I seriously saw it as 4900

well 4900 +10 still isnt 5000 haha:

[cliffy]

Originally Posted by Middlesbrough No1 Fan

well 4900 +10 still isnt 5000 haha:

haha: fook me. i think i've had too much to drink lol. either that or i'm a dumb motherf*cker yes:

[Middlesbrough No1 Fan]

Originally Posted by cliffy

haha: fook me. i think i've had too much to drink lol. either that or i'm a dumb motherf*cker yes:

I guessed that you were pissed when you spelt calculator as quackalator yes:

[Simonutd]

Originally Posted by Middlesbrough No1 Fan

I guessed that you were pissed when you spelt calculator as quackalator yes:

that reminds me where has the thread about a slogan for mff gone, i t should be

MFF for the thick and drunk