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poolie_chick · 27-01-2008, 16:59

Little Patrick asked his parents for a bike for his birthday. His dad said "We would get you one but we have a £100,000 mortgage to pay and you mother has just lost her job"

The next day, Patrick walked out with his suitcase. His dad asks "Where are you going?"

"I walked past your bedroom last night" he replied, "and heard you tell mam that you're pulling out then she told you she was coming, too. No way am I staying here alone with a £100,000 mortgage and no fcuking bike!"

yes:

boro_boy · 27-01-2008, 17:02

hahahaha good one Lauren haha

27-01-2008, 16:59	#1
poolie_chick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,396 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	New Bike Little Patrick asked his parents for a bike for his birthday. His dad said "We would get you one but we have a £100,000 mortgage to pay and you mother has just lost her job" The next day, Patrick walked out with his suitcase. His dad asks "Where are you going?" "I walked past your bedroom last night" he replied, "and heard you tell mam that you're pulling out then she told you she was coming, too. No way am I staying here alone with a £100,000 mortgage and no fcuking bike!" yes: __________________ Last edited by poolie_chick; 27-01-2008 at 17:03.

27-01-2008, 17:02	#2
boro_boy Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Middlesbrough I Support: Middlesbrough I am 28 years old Posts: 16,576 Nominated 6 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 4 Rep Power: 10	hahahaha good one Lauren haha __________________ If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done.

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