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gb · 31-01-2008, 00:19

A sailor was the sole survivor of a shipwreck, and as he staggered ashore on some unknown tropical beach he found himself surrounded by hundreds of screaming, spear-waving warriors. "Sh1t!" the sailor muttered to himself. "I'm fooked!"
"No you're not!" a voice boomed inside his head. "Don't be negative. Think positive, take firm, swift action."

"Who's that?" the sailor asked.
I'm your guardian angel," the voice replied. "Now listen carefully. Grab the spear from that little fellow with the bone in his nose and plunge it right into the heart of the chief.... the one with all the feathers on his head."
"Right!" said the sailor, grabbing the spear and stabbing the warrior chief.
And as the chief collapsed to the ground, the voice said, "NOW you're fooked!"

**Simonutd** · 31-01-2008, 00:22

ha ha , very good, lol

31-01-2008, 00:19	#1
gb Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South coast I Support: Tottenham Posts: 12,209 Nominated 10 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 3 Rep Power: 14	Be Positive A sailor was the sole survivor of a shipwreck, and as he staggered ashore on some unknown tropical beach he found himself surrounded by hundreds of screaming, spear-waving warriors. "Sh1t!" the sailor muttered to himself. "I'm fooked!" "No you're not!" a voice boomed inside his head. "Don't be negative. Think positive, take firm, swift action." "Who's that?" the sailor asked. I'm your guardian angel," the voice replied. "Now listen carefully. Grab the spear from that little fellow with the bone in his nose and plunge it right into the heart of the chief.... the one with all the feathers on his head." "Right!" said the sailor, grabbing the spear and stabbing the warrior chief. And as the chief collapsed to the ground, the voice said, "NOW you're fooked!" __________________ Please click the new link below. We are getting more visits from this site than the previous one.

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