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gb · 31-01-2008, 00:05

A woman rushed into the vet's surgery carrying her sick pet. "Please," she begged, "You've got to do something for my dog!"
The vet led her to the examining room and gently laid the animal on the table. After a brief check of the body, the vet declared, "Madam, I'm afraid your dog is dead." "Oh, no," sobbed the woman, "He can't be! Please, I beg you, there must be something you can do to help him!" So the vet took a closer look. He lifted one of the dog's eyes, felt its nose, felt the chest for a pulse, but there was no sign of life. "I really am sorry madam, but your dog is gone," said the vet. The woman began to sob, "Oh, Please! Isn't there something you can do to help him? ANYTHING!" The vet sighed, and then said, "Well, there is one more thing I can try." He went into the next room for a moment, and returned with a live cat. Grasping the cat firmly in one hand, he waved the hissing feline in the dogs face, all around the dogs body, then in the dog's face again. But the dog just lay there. The vet returned the cat to the next room. "I'm really sorry, madam,â€ said the vet on his return, "but your dog is really dead, and nobody can bring him back." Regaining her composure, the woman sniffed, wiped away a tear, and said "Well, thank you for at least trying. How much do I owe you?" "That'll be Â£500", said the vet
"What!?" the woman cried. "But you didn't really do anything."
"Standard fee," said the vet "Â£20 for the examination and Â£480 for the cat scan."

superally · 31-01-2008, 06:43

Fookin brilliant!!

jonesy · 31-01-2008, 06:49

:eusa_clap::

Nafe · 31-01-2008, 11:24

Deary me... haha:

domcassells · 31-01-2008, 12:27

very good and family friendy as well

RedRabbit · 31-01-2008, 14:01

Excellent! :eusa_clap:
Got to remember that one.

31-01-2008, 00:05	#1
gb Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South coast I Support: Tottenham Posts: 9,425 Nominations: : 1 Nominated 9 Threads Rep Power: 11	At the vets A woman rushed into the vet's surgery carrying her sick pet. "Please," she begged, "You've got to do something for my dog!" The vet led her to the examining room and gently laid the animal on the table. After a brief check of the body, the vet declared, "Madam, I'm afraid your dog is dead." "Oh, no," sobbed the woman, "He can't be! Please, I beg you, there must be something you can do to help him!" So the vet took a closer look. He lifted one of the dog's eyes, felt its nose, felt the chest for a pulse, but there was no sign of life. "I really am sorry madam, but your dog is gone," said the vet. The woman began to sob, "Oh, Please! Isn't there something you can do to help him? ANYTHING!" The vet sighed, and then said, "Well, there is one more thing I can try." He went into the next room for a moment, and returned with a live cat. Grasping the cat firmly in one hand, he waved the hissing feline in the dogs face, all around the dogs body, then in the dog's face again. But the dog just lay there. The vet returned the cat to the next room. "I'm really sorry, madam,â€ said the vet on his return, "but your dog is really dead, and nobody can bring him back." Regaining her composure, the woman sniffed, wiped away a tear, and said "Well, thank you for at least trying. How much do I owe you?" "That'll be Â£500", said the vet "What!?" the woman cried. "But you didn't really do anything." "Standard fee," said the vet "Â£20 for the examination and Â£480 for the cat scan." __________________ TO DARE IS TO DO Click this link once a day. Lets take My Football Forum to the top!

31-01-2008, 06:43	#2
superally Drunken Admin! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Little Aston.. I Support: The Queens Eleven! I am 87 years old Posts: 12,517 Nominations: : 3 Nominated 6 Threads Rep Power: 10	Fookin brilliant!! __________________ Celtic FC-Ashamed to be Scottish since 1888.-The Famine is Over-Why Don't You Go Home?! VVV Click The Wee Red Thing VVV Help fight Breast Cancer Click Daily.

31-01-2008, 06:49	#3
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31-01-2008, 14:01	#6
RedRabbit Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada I Support: Arsenal, Chelsea; but does it really matter? I just wanna watch good football!!! I am 31 years old Posts: 5,516 Nominations: : 1 Nominated 3 Threads Rep Power: 10	Excellent! :eusa_clap: Got to remember that one. __________________ I'm very responsible, whenever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible.

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31-01-2008, 11:24	#4
Nafe Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: North London I Support: Arsenal Posts: 2,387 Nominations: : 0 Nominated 0 Threads Rep Power: 4	Deary me... haha:

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