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Shanks1965 · 31-01-2008, 20:17

Jeremy Beadle has requested his remains be recycled into Compost and scattered on his Garden.
ITV sources say he could be back in early Autumn with
"WATCH OUT BEADLES A SPROUT"

gb · 31-01-2008, 21:50

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Originally Posted by Shanks1965

Jeremy Beadle has requested his remains be recycled into Compost and scattered on his Garden.
ITV sources say he could be back in early Autumn with
"WATCH OUT BEADLES A SPROUT"

You're scraping the barrel now mate

jonesy · 31-01-2008, 22:29

Noticed one of the tabloids today went with the headline "Beadles not about". No need to be over sensitive. I didn't know the man personally (which is in itself a reason not to mourn - never understood all that Diana stuff) but apparently those close to him say he had a great sense of humour. I'm sure wherever he is now he's laughing his socks off!

Shanks1965 · 31-01-2008, 22:34

Apparently they are showing Jeremy Beadle's funeral live from the Crem it will be called
"Youv'e Been Flamed"

cliffy · 31-01-2008, 22:36

Tell ya what. These jokes are flying round fast. I heard that first one earlier on.

boro_boy · 31-01-2008, 23:00

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Originally Posted by cliffy

Tell ya what. These jokes are flying round fast. I heard that first one earlier on.

They always do these days lol.

cliffy · 31-01-2008, 23:04

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Originally Posted by boro_boy

They always do these days lol.

I blame them bastard text messages

yes:

Shanks1965 · 31-01-2008, 23:06

Jeremy Beadle has been found dead next to a single glove. Detectives don't know the cause of death but suspect the Glove had a small hand in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31-01-2008, 23:17

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Originally Posted by jon[/B

esy;108175]Noticed one of the tabloids today went with the headline "Beadles not about". No need to be over sensitive. I didn't know the man personally (which is in itself a reason not to mourn - never understood all that Diana stuff) but apparently those close to him say he had a great sense of humour. I'm sure wherever he is now he's laughing his socks off!

Your heartless Miss Jones.

He's dead, there is no life after death rubbish, he won't be laughing, he is no more, he will be laying in a box in a morgue with no socks on.

jonesy · 31-01-2008, 23:18

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Originally Posted by Black Swan

Your heartless Miss Jones.

He's dead, there is no life after death rubbish, he won't be laughing, he is no more, he will be laying in a box in a morgue with no socks on.

Well then he wont be bothered at all then will he?

31-01-2008, 23:23

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Originally Posted by jonesy

Well then he wont be bothered at all then will he?

He is no more, bothered, do you think he will look bothered.

jonesy · 31-01-2008, 23:30

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Originally Posted by Black Swan

He is no more, bothered, do you think he will look bothered.

Anyway who says there's no life after death. You can't know that for sure. There are many cultures who believe in reincarnation. Maybe one day after death you'll return as a Sheff Wed fan...

yes:

31-01-2008, 23:52

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Originally Posted by jonesy

Anyway who says there's no life after death. You can't know that for sure. There are many cultures who believe in reincarnation. Maybe one day after death you'll return as a Sheff Wed fan...

yes:

Miss Jones you sound like a new born/scientology/christian type.

Dead is dead.

Reincarnation, you will be telling me that in a previous life you were Genghis Khan.

jonesy · 01-02-2008, 06:48

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Originally Posted by Black Swan

Miss Jones you sound like a new born/scientology/christian type.

Dead is dead.

Reincarnation, you will be telling me that in a previous life you were Genghis Khan.

No, I have no religion. Thinking of founding my own though, would you like to join me?

Shanks1965 · 01-02-2008, 07:05

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Originally Posted by jonesy

No, I have no religion. Thinking of founding my own though, would you like to join me?

What are you calling it??

Johonesy's Witnesses??????

yes:

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jonesy Football Fan Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pontypridd I Support: Newcastle United Posts: 7,908 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 8	Noticed one of the tabloids today went with the headline "Beadles not about". No need to be over sensitive. I didn't know the man personally (which is in itself a reason not to mourn - never understood all that Diana stuff) but apparently those close to him say he had a great sense of humour. I'm sure wherever he is now he's laughing his socks off! __________________

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Shanks1965 Moderator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: liverpool I Support: liverpool I am 42 years old Posts: 6,693 Nominated 17 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 4 Rep Power: 7	Apparently they are showing Jeremy Beadle's funeral live from the Crem it will be called "Youv'e Been Flamed" __________________ "Liverpool was made for me and I was made for Liverpool." Bill Shankly Love Boobs?Breast CancerClick Daily. Please Click on Support the site! We need at least 12 clicks a day

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Shanks1965 Moderator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: liverpool I Support: liverpool I am 42 years old Posts: 6,693 Nominated 17 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 4 Rep Power: 7	Jeremy Beadle has been found dead next to a single glove. Detectives don't know the cause of death but suspect the Glove had a small hand in it!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "Liverpool was made for me and I was made for Liverpool." Bill Shankly Love Boobs?Breast CancerClick Daily. Please Click on Support the site! We need at least 12 clicks a day


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