Quarter Strength!!!!
A little old man totters into a chemists and asks for 6 Viagra tablets.He says "and I need them cut into Quarters". "I could cut them up" says The Chemist "but a quarter of a tablet won't give you a full Erection".
"I'm 96" says the old man "I don't have much use for a full Erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss over my Slippers!!"
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