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Daywalker · 02-02-2008, 11:16

A woman goes into a restaurant. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone.

Two guys in the next booth notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. One drops his trousers and bends over and the other starts licking his butt.

The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out she starts spewing up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.

The first guy pulls his trousers back up and says to the other "You're right, that hind-lick manoeuvre works like a charm."

02-02-2008, 11:16	#1
Daywalker Football Fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dunfermline I Support: Glasgow Rangers FC I am 27 years old Posts: 217 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	the choking woman A woman goes into a restaurant. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Two guys in the next booth notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. One drops his trousers and bends over and the other starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out she starts spewing up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. The first guy pulls his trousers back up and says to the other "You're right, that hind-lick manoeuvre works like a charm."

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