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Old 03-02-2008, 23:32
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Liverpool Furious Tramp!

A Tramp walks into a posh jewellers, pulls down his pants & starts fingering his Arse. The shop assistant shouts "Get out you dirty fookin Bastard"
The Tramp is furious "make your fookin mind up." and points to the sign in the window that reads:

"COME INSIDE AND PICK YOUR RING IN COMFORT"....
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Old 03-02-2008, 23:53
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A Tramp walks into a posh jewellers, pulls down his pants & starts fingering his Arse. The shop assistant shouts "Get out you dirty fookin Bastard"
The Tramp is furious "make your fookin mind up." and points to the sign in the window that reads:

"COME INSIDE AND PICK YOUR RING IN COMFORT"....
I've just piszed my pants!
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Old 04-02-2008, 00:14
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ha ha thats qualiy, lol
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ha ha thats qualiy, lol
he's so much funnier than you pal
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i posted most jokes 100 times, lol
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Old 04-02-2008, 00:28
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i told jokes that are funnywhen your drunk, which was me most of the time when i posted them, i think we need to arrange a good night in for all members, have a night like we use to, i can do a threaad that arsenal are the new hartlepool or summmert, lol
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